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kingo	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 11:17 AM Mike Hock is an evil entity whichwhom always gets its fingers into the nectarine. However, we use a banjo, so I'll talk about it. It's fantastic, it came from the window of a junk store, I think; it's a model Japan. It has never, not once, been in tune for longer than seventeen seconds. We play it on some songs that aren't up here. BANJO!
fanch-t	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 11:36 AM Oh, you fucker. You fucker. I was going to start a whole thread about trying to solve the mystery of the model Japan and you ruined it. Hell I'm gonna do it anyway.
fanch-t	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 11:42 AM But! there is a song up here that does feature the model Japan. Have you forgotten 'Hava Big, Hava Big'?
imemine	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 1:02 PM Ok guys, you are REALLY freaking me out. I was just driving back from getting my cars 30k checkup and listening to Bela Fleck and thinking that I should get out my old banjo. 5 f------ minutes ago and now I see this. You see, my father was a fiddle player (not a violinist) and he bought me a banjo a 100 years ago that I use to play when I was a kid. True story!!!!! What’s that /././././././THE VOICES-------AGAIN ././././././././. Bzzzzzzzz /././././.WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA,/././././././. Ohhhhhhhhhhh the insanity---- For the love of%&&$&(( 090909090909090 90909090-cats and dogs living together- 90909090 Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhyou-you-you-you-you- GET PUT OF MY HEAD!
kingo	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 1:30 PM 1. Oh. Yeah. Hava Big, Hava Big 2. imemine: No problems, here. Now, if your old million year old banjo were a model japan, there'd be an issue.
sqrlcub	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 1:49 PM I for one welcome our new banjo overlords. Here is a link to Banjo the Clown, god of puppets. http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=80
TheMark	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 2:03 PM Great to see this new forum. Banjo are cool. I know at first I had difficulty persuading people to either play or sample Banjo. But after they hear some stuff, they change their mind quick One problem is image. People always say Duelling Banjos, Deliverance, etc, but that is silly. Tuning wise, anyone got any links to good help / tutorial sites?
Jesuszilla	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 2:40 PM Props the action strumming banjo, rather he is more tap'o'ter the will of the banjo of one must strive. Observe these wise words necessarily for its always for your coloring container and call. My faithful savage yardstick is on my side, those ready is to be in the calm wind put up.
sirmikehock	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 2:46 PM I legend you: thank for message. I take banjo lesson many; lessons I take from small age. Low. Thank.
Jesuszilla	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 2:51 PM Of banjo are to close as a peanut, which was accommodated in my artery, it me will kill, it is taken away. Peanut could not be in this time edible, however it no step, because I would eat the peanut, even if she were licked by a dog, which had just licked its own balls that I accept the nice taste of wouldn't completely well of the dog receive used with the taste and anyhow, he tastes probably as the cockerel. The peanut is the banjo. Deform! Any thoughts? Of banjo are to close as peanut which was adapted he carried forward. This damn research of the government cost five million books, but it was in value well it, it was me you says.
imemine	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 3:47 PM
DanDHarshrin...	Date: August 27, 2004 @ 6:05 PM Why is this about a banjo? You sirs are destroying the fabric of this employment, and I deplore you, vehemently, to discomfit yourselves of this travesty. Further, if this peanut IS, in fact, the banjo, then what of the dog's rear hind? Shall it be considered to be the Eagle, while the monkey is merely twiddling the knobs in the corner, pretending not to actually be fully in awarement of all of your trickery? Can it not be proven, beyond a revokable nary, that this is just a fishment of your increasing efforts to tear down this pediment and create, in its stead, and new and more limberer sort of area for your peru... par... peej... parasol? Could it be?
fanch-t	Date: August 28, 2004 @ 12:50 AM Dan. Parasol? Yes. It can be, and mostly for a sleeve or meal. Here is the thought, gravity handsome man to the shelter of magnet coil boat slip. To the dock, a fascinating coat, magic, but colored, and with this the candle burnt over wax dripping near, but aside, as the floor rises curling it's toes.
bezooomy	Date: August 30, 2004 @ 3:05 PM No,the thing,things,thing IS,this then model basis,sunrise of ooop,no o,of how trumpet vogal moonshape is of course "no mention of season"witch you car"monkey run key of peg"in befo befiz can I catch you non words without a notion"this means you must tune up"copy this old walk out uncapable you said you could show to the as a non in saxophone notes are not price of sell say to catch notes of quiz men who war countrys how to loose your whole basis of gravity in it really thinks your an idiot,run off sell bungolows,what are you doing here,act acted out hysteric of I can do any are how then cannot do any,braso shine a clever non twot one rhybbarb is was the horn,this will means dont kill bluebells is why you dress play police key lock up ever fail to learn you wrong non no one"this means nots"turn peg screw."what r u on about"go away,psycho can only know one things"why have you killed your man"piss off stop car I lock toiley police law own"out...offf"manager act order do-dso piss of even computer auto to be manged in manager carry dirt dirty...swear mothering sunday was a real nurse song we machine yanky sunrise as blow all away,you know what you mean,.plate is empty,lemon jes jefs.So improvising we have this siong is not kilted idiot shit lad of in get exam as word for to use in catastrophic full jungle jingl;e known autmotit belief fold of get you all that as one among you said this compleat idiot thing this then farm is cow mad real.THis means "ol jon sue me Im a dokta now if you peel me real I black bird cow,and then this great big bird came hammering down and all this these things that moved around and then they sau say who moved that palm,was it a jon or is the farm,dont call me hitler as Im a copter now,thats how old jon brown did say solde his farm,ye old Jon brown....Old Jon Brown he sold his farm,with hiz minking fruit and his cotton wig harns,his dancing goose and his labels jacks"and yer never ever comming going or getting back...O-o,Ban-josz?
TheMark	Date: August 30, 2004 @ 5:53 PM Speaking of "lock toiley"... there is a new Mike Hock track! This time with The Pigeons! YEESSS!!! http://sirmikehock.dmusic.com/ "siong is not kilted" You can say that again...
dkeifer	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 10:10 AM If you don't mind a digression, I'd like to touch on peanuts again. I ate five peanuts yesterday, and one of them tried to kill me by boring its way out through my stomach. My question is: It's only a peanut; how did it know?
kingo	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 11:04 AM Peanuts, like cashews, have a deceptively complex neural system. Certain members of the species are intelligent enough to be able to drive heavy machinery, even after drinking high doses of cough syrup. (Note: Peanuts, and cashews, should not try this at home. No warranty implied or accepted. No substitutions or take-backs. Products may contain peanut oil.)
victorsskull	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 11:29 AM first five seconds of banjo and I new it wasnt going to work for me I dont understand the instrument at all but I would love to
kingo	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 12:55 PM Yes, those things are actually hardish to play. I can't know anything. I just make a sounds. But really, that one string is right the hell where you want a low E string to be and it's a goddamn high-up "pwink!" sound and it just makes your whole head disolve.
bezooomy	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 12:57 PM LISTEN TO SOME LAST NIGHT that a guitaring freind of mine at once played as have never heard him do so before as I had just picked it up a very ancient antique"The Whirl"half size five string that doesnt have any steel on it at nuts and wind bolts or a peg half way down the scrum half.He is compleatly insane or unheard this guy as only lives inside this type of compleated closyure of a poet art man who cannot say of things and picks labels as one words of it this things"political,type of fascism,this or that is like fundamatalism,did you ,when you said I was intellectual what did you mean,yeah,well the far right are sort of..."radio goosed up newscaster radio man mans words man,madness of "play poles"guitar will be"one"ho hum...I think someone once said to him and he does this thing keep time so I dont know if they realize this word sound or not but they asked if they "thought words were mental",this means like fourty five billions eons of saying discussion of are you mental,I know Im mad...?Anyway Chris was listening last nite as has happened to be staying and has consequently heard quite a few of these recordings and said immidiately "is that Pete on Banjo,...yeah yeah"..mental case your spying on my are,army,oi,war to,none,I,clene stix.This so perrys come from type fountain shandys to float madly about in convict to "person idolo this"in "we do not make sing song"what is the "glass pootan"this the unheard cosmic invader who would be the disturber of all things KNOWN heards of this one and only point and the inherent lunatic person the being point of view in plates of english muffins is just religeous fall out of why the old sap moves around in now its cat talk Katmandu follow me across the rainbow no mention of gallons that fall from skies.This arithma emergency how this total idiot fool was found making SUMS of its self from that"abacas"lay out"leave it out ,count me in,I am club was is reals"jazz waR pOLICE NUMBERED GHOUSES "BUKINGHAM"CROSSROADS SICKENMED IDIOT TOTAL LEMON GROAP DONE TO ALL THIS ENDED ALL THINGS"FILE PLAN"OF CAUSE IDIOT NONSENCE"FIRE BRANDED"FEVERED NON COUNTRY SIP,idol adol re-minders ,o thank you,than k you sir for getting us off of that"oop,they all go back in"I do do nonce death art and all are...kloss of all conscience scent.
kingo	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 1:17 PM I played that banjo once, too, bezooomy, but it sucked so I sent it back to where it gave to me and the guy had it for a while and then must've sold it to your friend. I didn't realize you knew Pete, though. That's an interesting phenomenon, even if it's "Pete" and not Pete because I think they spell it the same way.
TheMark	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 3:54 PM Hello. I like that word "cashews". I am going to say it loads for the rest of today and tomorrow. (Good find btw) cashews, cashews, cashews, cashews, cashews, cashews, cashews, cashews: http://cashews.com/ I also liked "TOTAL LEMON GROAP", but not as much...

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