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JeraldHenry	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 10:52 AM When playing a country style remember to "return to root."
GeneHilbert	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 11:05 AM it's not a guitar
MinisterofSc...	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 11:32 AM When playing kuzoo, remember to use face.
PrincessTast...	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 11:34 AM When eating sandwich, remember to use teeth.
Ilmarinen	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 7:31 PM Remember the Alamo! Seriously though, what was the point of that?
EchoMinor	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 9:46 PM when standing next to a icey steel poll outside in the winter, never stick you tongue on it!
DeadraveN	Date: April 6, 2006 @ 9:47 PM or any other wet body part for that matter..
PrincessTast...	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 8:31 PM i forgot to remember to forget
AdNauseam	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 10:37 AM When playng bass remember to clean and gut the fish first.
EvalLin	Date: April 10, 2006 @ 12:52 PM Don't forget to consume oxygen you might...die...
DigitalEntropy	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 3:27 PM remember to play out of key, out of tempo, and much louder than anyone else
hate9wicket	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 8:25 PM to always blame the drummer, the singer, and guitarist...for everything.
imemine	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 8:57 PM “When fishing for bass with hot chicks remind them to “return to root”! You might get a bite! “ The Outdoor Legend Babe Winkleman.
celtaidd	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 9:04 PM Ben Doone is a Scotsman, not a request
kingo	Date: July 18, 2006 @ 7:59 AM Just hit the cowbell.
Israfel	Date: July 18, 2006 @ 8:37 AM and remember to wash your hands.
sinai	Date: July 18, 2006 @ 8:39 AM and the children!!! for god's sake remember the children!!
kingo	Date: July 18, 2006 @ 11:08 AM Who's going to remember the children??!??!?!
sinai	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 8:34 AM who?
kingo	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 8:37 AM WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???
Israfel	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 8:38 AM It was not my turn to watch the little vermin....
sinai	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 8:39 AM what children?
BOWILLIE	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 6:01 PM remember to use fingers...
freddemillio	Date: July 21, 2006 @ 10:27 AM I thought we were to supposed to remember the kittens?
zedsalt	Date: July 21, 2006 @ 11:23 AM Is it so very wrong that this has conjured up a mental image for me of someone using a kitten as a pick for playing bass?
kingo	Date: July 21, 2006 @ 11:24 AM I'm not sure that that would work.
sinai	Date: July 21, 2006 @ 11:24 AM stomp on the "effects pedal"
jewsus	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 1:30 AM zip your fly. always a good tip.
zedsalt	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 11:31 AM I have a copy of a woodcut of a gent playing a piano where the hammers strike kittens instead of strings. It's in an Elderly Instruments catalog.
Intergalacti...	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 9:04 AM ...your strings
GeneHilbert	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 9:19 AM .....my strings
Israfel	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 10:15 AM ...Gene's strings
sinai	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 10:20 AM G-strings?
kingo	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 10:22 AM uncooked sausages
sinai	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 10:24 AM related? possibly
Israfel	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 10:36 AM pervs
sinai	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 11:04 AM don't hate the player, hate the game
zedsalt	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 12:07 PM When playing bass, dismember.
GeneHilbert	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 12:16 PM Speaking of which - I just pulled one of mine apart to clean it up......
Israfel	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 12:20 PM Pulled one of what apart?
jewsus	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 6:22 PM your g-strings?
imemine	Date: July 25, 2006 @ 7:50 PM This thread is as cool as The Great Outdoor Legend Babe Winkleman!
DigitalEntropy	Date: July 26, 2006 @ 3:12 PM more like its as cool as all the Ernest movies put together!
sinai	Date: July 27, 2006 @ 1:44 PM before or after Ernest died? that matters
DigitalEntropy	Date: July 27, 2006 @ 3:27 PM more like it doesnt matter at all his death had no effect on the overall complete awesomeness of his movies
Intergalacti...	Date: July 28, 2006 @ 3:15 PM or gene's g-string
freddemillio	Date: July 29, 2006 @ 5:18 PM I floss with g stringsssss
Opossum	Date: July 29, 2006 @ 11:56 PM Remember to soak your fingers after the fifth inversion of purple appears on them.
shouhei	Date: August 2, 2006 @ 4:49 PM my branches are too long
TameasDust	Date: August 4, 2006 @ 3:35 PM
jewsus	Date: August 4, 2006 @ 3:40 PM remember to fart? i suppose that is a good thing to remember. holding that in is very uncomfortable.
GeneHilbert	Date: August 4, 2006 @ 3:44 PM 34 inch scale....... makes for a loooooong G string
evansorchid	Date: August 4, 2006 @ 7:14 PM .....Remember that when your guitarist breaks into a solo, you can really make them sound like shit if you start playing in a different key. So don't let your guitarist treat you with disrespect.
GTOriginal	Date: August 5, 2006 @ 10:58 AM It is too a guitar. A Bass guitar. Unless you play a big upright acoustic bass like "The Darlin's" got, in which case you deserve to lug the thing around. So, I'm gonna play mine like a guitar, no bumbass bass-y downward finger pluck for me. I'm even gonna call it a bass guitar, and sorta cough over the word bass when I do...
Opossum	Date: August 6, 2006 @ 7:30 AM If the guitarist is playing in D minor, play in Eb major. Hahaha!
DigitalEntropy	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 9:33 AM If your guiarist starts to solo its a challenge on your manhood so solo back at him even at all costs....a half step up in enigmatic minor....
zedsalt	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 10:51 AM I was an enigmatic minor.
victorsskull	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 11:53 AM when playing the skin flute remember to use a tissue
Israfel	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 12:33 PM VIC!! Now stop that!!
victorsskull	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 7:07 PM
BOWILLIE	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 7:07 PM and peel back the skin
DigitalEntropy	Date: August 8, 2006 @ 1:48 PM vic are you a master or apprentice skin flute player?
TheOwl	Date: November 20, 2007 @ 2:52 PM Remember to make your presence known, otherwise the drum machine will "get lucky"
zedsalt	Date: November 21, 2007 @ 10:49 AM My drum machine got lucky with my Fart Machine keychain, and the resulting offspring was so annoying, we had to drown it soon after it was born.
pog	Date: November 21, 2007 @ 7:51 PM When playing a country style remember to "return to root." Return to root??? When I play bass, I never leave it !?!?! Just one note, 327 times.

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