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MisterQ	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 9:39 PM man yo mom dont got it/ how you got guannarea?/ fuck yo own mouth?/ no one wants to see ya?/ almost as bad as tryin to be ya/ to be like you i'd be from the city of uhh.../ wait you go round hittin on men/ but thats before you drink that tequila/ man you cant be a rapper4life/ cuz you gettin buttfucked every day and nite/ done textin, peace aight?/
MisterQ	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 9:40 PM man yo mom dont got it/ how you got guannarea?/ fuck yo own mouth?/ no one wants to see ya?/ almost as bad as tryin to be ya/ to be like you i'd be from the city of uhh.../ wait you go round hittin on men/ but thats before you drink that tequila/ man you cant be a rapper4life/ cuz you gettin buttfucked every day and nite/ done textin, peace aight?/
MisterQ	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 9:41 PM man yo mom dont got it/ how you got guannarea?/ fuck yo own mouth?/ no one wants to see ya?/ almost as bad as tryin to be ya/ to be like you i'd be from the city of uhh.../ wait you go round hittin on men/ but thats before you drink that tequila/ man you cant be a rapper4life/ cuz you gettin buttfucked every day and nite/
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 2:04 PM boom chicka boom chicka k3 gonna kick soem non existing metaphors ayo fuck you and yo moms casket cause u stringy like prom baskets lines stretched like thonged fat kids and nasty like those wrong asses?
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 2:04 PM boom chicka boom chicka k3 gonna kick soem non existing metaphors ayo fuck you and yo moms casket cause u stringy like prom baskets lines stretched like thonged fat kids and nasty like those wrong asses?
ill-fated	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 5:53 PM LOOK OUT FOR THE 3XL MIXTAPE "BOUT TO BLOW" www.villainent.com
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:28 PM eat my dick
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:31 PM hey all that infinite shit before was just to get things goin and i c i did that
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:33 PM yes but some of ur other punches ive heard, and things were gonig then u used it
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:36 PM well it seemed like a long time since someone posted some shit so i wasnt using them i can bust a freestyle of my own anytime and all the time
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:38 PM but its text.. so its not really a freestyle.
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:41 PM yea ur right ur right but i do freestyle all the time i cant get enough of battling so yea i saw this sight and i was like aite this shit looks like it could be tight i guess i can show these guys im a rapp3r4lif3
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:50 PM do u record?
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:54 PM naw but i write a lot of songs and shit i want to get some studio time but again dont have the money or the hook ups
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:58 PM naw but i write a lot of songs and shit i want to get some studio time but again dont have the money or the hook ups
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:23 PM mic and comp recording program do it for fun.
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:29 PM what do u mean??
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:30 PM just buy a cheap mic, either usb, or if ur sound cards good enough, a dynamic one, get a recording program, plug the mic in, download instrumentals aka beats, play the beat from headphones, flow to it, record it, mix it, and show the world.
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:37 PM what do u mean??
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:37 PM yea thnx man i think i will do that show them what i can do thnx k3
K3VIN	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:39 PM np
RAPP3R4LIF3	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:42 PM yea thnx man i think i will do that show them what i can do thnx k3
BIR	Date: April 5, 2006 @ 3:30 AM Proof...Dont do Drugs,with out me. 4-6 lines anyone? show them the truth about what you can do.. spit dem rhymes till ya face turns blue.. till ya blow my mind or blow a big dick.. but I know Pussy so save the fag shyt!
MisterQ	Date: May 6, 2006 @ 7:42 PM your ass can't do shit/ besides take a big fat dick/ i popped yo mom like a zit/ i think i fractured her clit/
jd2theog	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 9:37 AM You talk'n shit out ya mouth... choke'n on spit,you can fracture a shaft,but you cant fracture clit. I spit and you get stifle,set it off like a rifle. I come thru with force,mad kick like a horse. years of street knowledge,stuff ya can't learn in collage. pimp ya like a ho,tell ya things ya don't know.
DigitalEntropy	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 5:34 PM tell me things i ought ta know? like how to spell? this text battles brought to you by the letter 'L' so getcha lunch ready imma take you to school cuz when ya cant spell 'collage', man, ya look like a fool
K3VIN	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 7:25 PM for all you limp dicked readers know ima sick leader/ gotta uz and fully loaded 8 clipped heater/ if you find digs mom just grab that bitch and beat her/ then bring her to my house ima grab my dick and skeether/ and if you think thats it, you on some sad shit/ cause my profit over a hundred bucks and a half when she gaffin/ im laughin, cause im bout to blow a load like us soldiers in iraq did/ tryna find bin laden/ thought he was with that sadam bitch/ anyways off topic i went political, im about to rip a hoe and leave him more pittiful then a cover band trying to claim all their music is 100% original/ pfft.. fuck that shit im just playin with yall/ didnt even think of a punchline just typed what I thought and laid it for yall! eZ~ u penis lovers!
DigitalEntropy	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 8:10 PM nice kev
aflunky	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 9:17 PM You're gay! Eat my Hay! You will pay! 4 being Gay! I'm lazy!
MisterQ	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 9:19 PM penis lover?/ you get more dick then the hoes on the street, aka your mother/ you give it to'em real fast or real slow/ you tell me, you're the man hoe/ c'mon we all know you know how to take it/ you know how to brake it/ your mom knows how to shake it/ but she doesnt give, i take it/ better use it before i erase it/ cant beat me bitches, face it/ i aint going first i'll go, ay... fifth/ better stop cuz your whack lines aint shit/
K3VIN	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 9:28 PM my lines aint shit but urs are ya joke/ like ya snorting 90% sugar rest be coke/ my lines 100% columbian, so trust you dont wanna fuck with em/ like slim shady back, im telling you dont really wanna fuck with em/ im brilliant, im a master animal/ you pussy but still not good enough to be a camel toe!
MisterQ	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 9:35 PM aight good good yea you snortin 100% columbian cum/ you like roach's mom you always want some/ yea you back, back in mj's ass again/ you suck man better quit rappin/ or move out of your house some crazy shit is gonna happen/ you can say i suck but you swallow/ suckin on dick till their balls go hollow/ im fuckin janet and latoya/ they just like you emty balls nickname is ball destroya/
MisterQ	Date: May 15, 2006 @ 9:50 PM *empty balls out
Solo13	Date: May 29, 2006 @ 12:34 AM you try to me a Mystery but Missed-the-E This fool above well, hez just a Bitch to me Your like a healthy patient, ur just sick-less-G Ill call you 'henry the 8' cuz your history Im 'so low', so u cant 'face my height Ill have this bitch jumpin in holy water to save his life my style is ILL, i can rap-these-trackz MisterQ can call me a 'cripple' cuz im about to 'hand deez capz' (handycap)
MisterQ	Date: May 29, 2006 @ 9:05 PM i wuznt talkin 2 u bitch/ werent ya readin it?/ nah, u too busy suckin dick/ im the bitch?/ at least i got a dick/ u just got a dildo strapped over your pussy bitch!/ ur called solo cuz ur always alone/ in the basement of your moms home/ thinkin u'll get laid but it'll never happen though/
Shadow12	Date: May 30, 2006 @ 6:38 PM personally i think solo got this shit..
K3VIN	Date: May 30, 2006 @ 6:43 PM personally solos text is played
Shadow12	Date: May 30, 2006 @ 8:08 PM lol..k3vin you need to get up on this
K3VIN	Date: May 30, 2006 @ 8:35 PM i dotn like wasting lines
PowellRymes91	Date: May 30, 2006 @ 8:59 PM same here
MisterQ	Date: May 30, 2006 @ 11:11 PM i was bored so i typed that up. i dont like wasting good lines in shitty forums. i save'em for songs.
bnyce	Date: June 1, 2006 @ 11:40 AM watz
bnyce	Date: June 1, 2006 @ 11:42 AM fu
bnyce	Date: June 1, 2006 @ 11:46 AM stop that slick talking/ blood i'll get the popping/
MisterQ	Date: June 3, 2006 @ 11:22 PM stop slick talkin what?/aight i'll b nice shut the fuck up/cum all over u wall u stuck 2/ just sittin there naked waitin 4 mj 2 fuck u/
Shadow12	Date: June 13, 2006 @ 12:22 PM i agree wit Mq, everybody lets hear a big fuck u, to dis lil faggit, ive had it, lets drag it out a little further, ill have you on the floor screamin murder, before you can read the last line, this shits mine!
Str8Dirty	Date: June 29, 2006 @ 7:31 PM Yo grad shadow,I guess this boat don't have a paddle/But shadows uses 2 that he use fingers 2 fuck him self.
Shadow12	Date: June 29, 2006 @ 11:38 PM hey bra if u are a boi then how tha fuck are u suppose to fuck ur self wit 2 fingers damn u stupid get some knoledge
BIR	Date: June 30, 2006 @ 3:41 AM ^ the title of this thread is text battles, your both lost in the head talk'n bout fingers and paddles. Next time try and you might be amazed put more effort in,cause that weak shyt gets ya blazed. lit up hotter than the coke in richards fire,deflated quicker than a blade in the side of a tire. Try to stick me back and you'll see how I do, cause I'll just roll on.. on my run flats fool.. with a wave and a grin when I drive over you.
Shadow12	Date: June 30, 2006 @ 4:05 PM lol..i guess your right srry Str8.
Ironiq	Date: June 30, 2006 @ 10:41 PM Sup Wanna Sign Up Still
TLK	Date: July 2, 2006 @ 10:36 AM
thrilla619	Date: September 28, 2006 @ 8:35 PM YO IT SEEMS MQ IS FUCKIN WHACK MUST'VE BEEN WRITING HIS RHYMES WHILE HIS DAD WAS HITTIN FROM THE BACK, YOU CAN'T CLAP BACK BITCH SO DON'T EVEN TRY, U NEED TO DROP THE RAPPIN DISGUISE, CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR A FUCKIN NERDY COMPUTER GUY, YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE AND FIND A FUCKEN RUSSEL SIMMONS BOOK TO BUY, OR JUST DIE,FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, CAUSE BOY YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED SINCE BIRTH, CAME OUT ALL DUMB AND SHIT, IF YOUR PARENTS HAD ONLY KNOWN ALL YOU WERE GONNA DO WIT YOUR LIFE IS PLAY WIT YOUR DICK, YOU MAKE ME FUCKEN SICK GO THE FUCK AWAY, THRILLA WILL BEAT ASS IN A BATTLE IN MOTHER FUCKIN DAY PEACE BITCH
DigitalEntropy	Date: September 28, 2006 @ 9:29 PM yo whos this thrilla dude? cuz his raps are soft so to make up for it he puts his shit on caps lock. that makes thilla the one whos fuckin whack, this kids so ugly even his mom wont love him back text me back, im bound to snap your neck in half and laugh while i piss on ya grave and smash ya epitaph want my autograph? "here", ill say, im enthusiastic "rest in peace?" i dont honor that ill dig up your casket to use black magic and revive you to remind you you got a fuckin knife comin from behind you but first ill blind you with the blood from child he was crying so i carved his face up to see him smile
HalloweenBat...	Date: September 28, 2006 @ 9:31 PM owned...
thrilla619	Date: October 1, 2006 @ 2:32 PM owned my ass those rhymes are whack from what i read we're dealin wit a negrophyliac ur just pissed cause i got a record deal, and ur home playin wit ur dads cock so back the fuck off before i break ur fucken neck i've been at dis shit a long time give me fome fucken respect BITCH
moam	Date: October 1, 2006 @ 4:04 PM Jesus christ people If you're gonna text battle, atleast text battle in a topic thats meant for text battling...not a topic whose whole purpose was to talk DOWN on text battlers Eh, whatever, do what y'all want
moam	Date: October 1, 2006 @ 4:05 PM Infact "Anyone else find the majority of the posts in this forum hilarious? For starters...most of the stuff being written isn't something that could ever be recorded. Horrible writing with no breath control, no sense of structure, etc. Then there's the "I'mma pop you in yo face" mentality...as if anyone wasting their time here would actually do anything they talk about. I may be weird, but when you're battling someone, shouldn't you use what you know about them against them and be able to back up what you use? I mean, if I jumped on stage screaming "You're gay/ I'll shoot you and rub my dick in your face//" would anyone believe me or be impressed in the slightest that I can jack a style from the likes of G-Unit? I'd hope I'd get booed off for being an unoriginal prick. The point of this thread? Get your own styles. If you're going to battle, don't make empty threats and boast about the gun you bought at toys R' us. If you want to start a battle and know nothing about the other person, just brag about your own style (assuming you have one). Let them attack it and attack them back. Sorry...I had to vent...and laugh a bit. And no, this isn't a challenge to battle. I can't stand text battles because they're silly. I'm not a battle rapper and can't even begin to act like I am. Being a spectator though, I would like to see a little more quality and a little less...oh...I don't know...shit. Am I alone on this?" THAT is the topics purpose
HalloweenBat...	Date: October 1, 2006 @ 4:08 PM yes but irony is funny.
moam	Date: October 1, 2006 @ 4:36 PM so...so true

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