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TameasDust	Date: April 15, 2005 @ 9:15 AM On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery." He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls." The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.
onewhodreams	Date: April 15, 2005 @ 10:41 AM Heh, that's a good one!
TameasDust	Date: September 13, 2005 @ 1:43 AM
hantu	Date: September 13, 2005 @ 1:48 AM Hehe amusing
The-Pho-King	Date: September 13, 2005 @ 1:57 PM Ive heard this before but its still funny
saran	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 3:31 AM Still makes me laugh like crazy~!
samlynch	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 11:52 AM HAHAHAHAHAHA thats kick ass funny
aflunky	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 2:56 PM he he that was cool!
K3VIN	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 3:20 PM i wish i could run faster then that old man.. maybe i could catch the frisbee i throw straight 100 feet and chase after it and catch it.. one time it hit my finger tips
MickeyBreezy	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 1:10 AM do u really have that slow of a social life that u have 2 play frisbee by urself
Wildy1	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 1:55 AM that was a good one
DeadraveN	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 10:27 AM heheh that's called frisbeeburbation kev.
lookin4romeo	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 1:04 PM hehehehehee....verry cute...
K3VIN	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 1:06 PM no actually.. funny i might have a pic.. but there was about 15 people watching me donig it and supporting me.. and i was gonna get payed 5 dollars if i did it
LcParadox	Date: November 11, 2005 @ 10:59 AM oh five wing wangs! Come on Wheat Bread K(dog)vin! They were supporting u cause they are lames man! U need some real friends. I am prolly the realest one u got man!
aflunky	Date: November 12, 2005 @ 3:03 AM I still love you K(queer)vin.

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