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Women's Ultimate Fantasy

TameasDust	Date: April 15, 2005 @ 9:21 AM A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare. The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear. "I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..." Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear... "Clean... my... house."
Wildy1	Date: April 15, 2005 @ 9:37 AM LOVE it
onewhodreams	Date: April 15, 2005 @ 10:38 AM
Hatsy	Date: April 15, 2005 @ 8:14 PM A night of heaven!!
Alecs	Date: June 5, 2005 @ 8:49 PM wow dude, that's crazy
Kraytilius	Date: June 7, 2005 @ 11:46 AM So, a woman's ultimate fantasy is a prostitute?
zedsalt	Date: June 7, 2005 @ 12:03 PM I've become quite the domestic over the years, never thought about selling my services. Hmm, maybe I should invest in hair plugs, a new Dyson vac and matching linen suit, tummy tuck, a sharply stylish broom and mop set...nah, I think I'll just stick to being a slob who can cook.
InsaneWayne	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 1:15 AM We all know that a man's favorite fantisy is two women at the same time, well it's the same for women. They all fantisize about two men at the same time... one cooking, one cleaning
KurtCobainJr	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 4:43 AM .............
Dizeazed	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 5:47 AM
RobertMcDade	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 7:32 AM I don't have green eyes! You got my description all wrong!
onewhodreams	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 10:49 AM Uhm Wayne... actually no, that's not the ultimate women's fantasy.
Svensta	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 11:52 AM Di's right, you forgot the one carrying the new purchases out to the car in the mall parking lot.
bender	Date: July 6, 2005 @ 5:12 PM well i didnt get it but lostyears did...
leflaw	Date: July 10, 2005 @ 10:42 PM A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we serve a drink named after you!" to which the grasshopper replied "a melvin?"
kyodylee	Date: July 11, 2005 @ 12:05 AM Umm, ok, animal bar jokes ... A skunk, a deer and a giraffe walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks. When it comes time to pay up, the bartender looks first at the skunk, who promptly replies, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a cent". So then the bartender turns to the deer, who replies, "Don't look at me, I blew my last buck yesterday". So finally the bartender turns to the giraffe. The giraffe stands up and says "Well, I guess the high balls are on me".
LostYears	Date: July 11, 2005 @ 1:14 AM A horse walks into a bar and sits down for a drink, bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"
TameasDust	Date: July 11, 2005 @ 7:04 AM Oh God ... it is just too early ...
AgentMGD	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 12:07 PM
bender	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 1:32 PM yea it is i found the horse joke funny

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