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Michael Jackson a Free Man!?

RobertMcDade	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 6:53 PM Nuff said...
hueseph	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 2:11 AM Who said anything bout free. His persona haunts him daily I'm sure. Maybe rightfully so, but I wouldn't wanne be him. Can't walk in the street without knowing everyone is mocking him behind his back. He won't survive another bout like this.
RobertMcDade	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 5:51 AM ^ Yea, I heard he is suppose to come to River Bend (a once a year, week long, music festival here in Chattanooga) next year...Things don't look good. Him coming down south and living to tell about it is gonna be a long shot. Kinda sad when I think about it....but hey, better him then me!
Alecs	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 12:24 PM lol Why did Micheal Jackson rush to Wal Mart Because he heard kid's pants were half off
Nitemair	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 1:29 PM ^^^^^^LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Nitemair	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 1:35 PM but seriously, anyone in their right mind who feels sorry for this prick has issues themselves. As a performer and entertainer, i think he's one of the greatest, and no one can argue that, but as a human being, i dunno. he's way passed theropy(sp). fuck MJ is what i'm basically saying. i'm sick of hearing about him doing the same fucked up shit, and getting away with it, and then having ppl justify his actions. i mean if it was one of your children, would you be defending him?? I think not. Yeah a lot of the acusations are based on money and greed, but what about the kids that have to experience it?? I mean the same shit doesn't happen twice if it's false statements. It just doesn't. but anyways, how the fuck is everyone doing these glorious days huh??
imemine	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 2:50 PM Michael is trying to rebuild his career in light of his new freedom and recent exoneration. He has teamed up with Elton John and is working on a collaboration remaking one of Elton’s previously released songs. They have changed it up a bit and the new song will be titled: “Please let your son go down on me”
BOWILLIE	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 3:19 PM ..what does michael jackson and caviar have in common? they both come with little white crackers...
imemine	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 3:36 PM What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers? Michael Jackson's hand!
RobertMcDade	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 5:07 PM Yo, yall should check out this video of Triumph the Insult Comic dog at the Michael Jackson trial. He goes around saying all kinds of shit to the MJ supporters, it is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen! http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov It may take a while to load, but it's like a 5 minute video...if you don't shit urself sometime during watching this, then something is wrong with you.
hueseph	Date: June 20, 2005 @ 10:23 PM "What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers? Michael Jackson's hand!" since when is Michael Jacksons han white. He hasn't been white since 1981.
RobertMcDade	Date: June 21, 2005 @ 3:00 AM When is it bed time at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand is on the little hand!
KurtCobainJr	Date: June 21, 2005 @ 7:23 AM lmao
Pimp-Latisha	Date: June 21, 2005 @ 7:26 AM Oh yall, quit name-droppin like yall wish ya waz 12. Pleez, michael aint so badd, he str8 up pimpin hiz orphanage, c'mon dollz. They b runnin to the hot tub now, bedroom off limits, holla./-%
RobertMcDade	Date: June 21, 2005 @ 7:42 AM ^
Alecs	Date: June 26, 2005 @ 3:32 PM I'm w Robert on that! What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a child molester? Most child molesters can't dance.
BOWILLIE	Date: June 26, 2005 @ 4:25 PM why does jacko shop at wallmart? he heard little boy pants were half off...
Amp	Date: June 26, 2005 @ 9:05 PM all i got to say is that....well.....he made Thriller.... CHU-MON NOW! JUS BEAT IT!!!!
Alecs	Date: June 26, 2005 @ 10:11 PM What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a chameleon? One can change its skin color at will and one's a chameleon
RobertMcDade	Date: June 27, 2005 @ 7:33 PM ^ Never heard that one b4!
Alecs	Date: June 27, 2005 @ 10:53 PM Wat's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a block of ice? One will melt in the sun and one's a block of ice.
RobertMcDade	Date: June 27, 2005 @ 10:54 PM !! Stop it! My side hurts!
InsaneWayne	Date: June 28, 2005 @ 1:00 AM Rumor has it that fast food chain McDonald's is picking up MJ as a spokesperson and introducing the McJackson Kids Meal. The McJackson Burger features a 40 year old piece of meat between 11 year old buns....
Alecs	Date: June 29, 2005 @ 10:42 AM lolololololololol What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and packaged meat? One's plastic on the outside, and one's packaged meat.
imemine	Date: July 8, 2005 @ 5:32 PM Jacko. " id="141130">Looks like he’s right back at it----but this time the caught him red handed! Jacko.
bender	Date: July 8, 2005 @ 5:35 PM i knew he was a sick fuck but wow
Blackkstarr	Date: July 8, 2005 @ 9:02 PM Mike has been through some shit... just leave him alone... I could see why he's fucked up... Joe Jackson Never let him have a normal childhood... thats why he's tryin to get it back... Just let the man live and leave him the fuck alone...
AbortiveMind	Date: July 8, 2005 @ 9:22 PM lost childhood = steal other kids childhood???
bender	Date: July 8, 2005 @ 9:46 PM yea thats not making sense i dont think he cares what he lost...i dont think we care what hes trying to get back
Alecs	Date: July 8, 2005 @ 10:45 PM Yea it's like saying "Well, (insert name)'s parents were drug addicts, so it's ok for him to sell drugs to little kids." I see what you're sayin, blackstarr, but thats not quite how the world works.
zedsalt	Date: July 9, 2005 @ 12:22 PM The point that Blackkstarr raised is exactly why I wouldn't want to serve on one of these juries. All of the same things that make me think it possible, maybe even likely, that he's a pedophile, make it possible, even likely, for him to be falsely accused. The details raised in the first trial were things that could have been learned by some adult without necessarily anything untoward happening, and after that...well, hey, I knew 'em. My concern is that there are people living off of Jacko the Wacko that could be covering this s**t up. Pedophiles are miserable, self-loathing creatures; if anyone is helping keep a secret here, they're hurting EVERYONE.
milla	Date: July 9, 2005 @ 3:12 PM Hey, if OJ can get away with murder, then I'd have to say should be able to get away with a little diddling.
bender	Date: July 9, 2005 @ 3:39 PM hey i dont think he should be able to get away with it
Alecs	Date: July 9, 2005 @ 10:18 PM "Hey, if OJ can get away with murder, then I'd have to say should be able to get away with a little diddling. " That's exactly what I was talking about in my last post, that point of view.

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