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KurtCobainJr	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 6:14 AM dont know many myself but find them funny know any good ans???
Extrememan	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 6:49 PM google is ur friend
victorsskull	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 7:02 PM whats the difference between kinky and perverted kinky uses a feather and perverted uses the whole chicken
SimonWaldram	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 8:08 PM Or as Bill Hicks said: "There's a fine line between romance and perversion. Romance is giving your woman a single red rose, and perversion is sticking the rose up her ass".
GTOriginal	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 8:15 PM Q. What's the difference between Mono and Herpes??? A. You get Mono from snatching kisses...
MCCUBED	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 11:51 PM MY WIFE ASKED ME TO TAKE HER PLACES SHE'S NEVER BEEN. I TOLD HER, "TRY THE KITCHEN!" I TRY TO TAKE HER OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT SHE KEEPS FINDING HER WAY BACK HOME.
TameasDust	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 12:11 AM It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
bender	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 12:45 AM lol i like that one
Alexsy	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 12:52 AM Q: Why was the woman crossing the road? A: What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!?
KurtCobainJr	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 5:32 AM ahhh clasic
Extrememan	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 9:51 AM "Or as Bill Hicks said: "There's a fine line between romance and perversion. Romance is giving your woman a single red rose, and perversion is sticking the rose up her ass"." haha i'm gonna use that
tsand19151	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 11:15 AM Wife and Dog missing.....Reward for Dog.
Alexsy	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 11:22 AM
bender	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 7:47 PM oh god man that ones is uhmm bound to get somemone in a lot of trouble
tsand19151	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 7:51 PM I saw it in a bumper sticker when I was a kid, will never forget it.
sinai	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 7:51 PM what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothin', you already told the bitch twice.
DeadraveN	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 8:02 PM God approaches Adam in the garden of Eden and says, "For you Adam, i will create the perfect mate. Something beautiful and intelligent beyond compare; something perfect in everyway,... but it will cost you one arm, and one leg." Adam replies, "What can I get for a rib?"
tsand19151	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 8:04 PM Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A. Phone her.
bender	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 8:12 PM oh god hes gonna get it good
tsand19151	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 8:25 PM Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A. Phone her.
onewhodreams	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 8:29 PM OK... I've read through all these jokes and have not found any of them sexy! But Tameas... yours was pretty dang funny!
tsand19151	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 8:32 PM sorry for the double post What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
TameasDust	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 9:31 PM
TameasDust	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 9:35 PM the whole chicken is that with or without feathers
DeadraveN	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 10:01 PM I'd assume it's "with" feathers, otherwise that's just gross...
TameasDust	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 10:30 PM Then that would be truly stuffin it
tsand19151	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 11:02 PM Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
bender	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 11:29 PM lol
tsand19151	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 11:33 PM What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
Alexsy	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 1:32 AM at both of those jokes, tsand
bender	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 1:39 AM he funny ill give him that
TameasDust	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 1:45 AM
FraDonaghy	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 8:37 AM How do you know when a man is well hung? When you can't get your finger between the noose and his neck Thought I'd even it up a little with a male-sexist joke.
Dexter	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 4:24 PM Does this count? http://rhthesinner.dmusic.net/pictures?detail=1&picid=45114
TameasDust	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 6:49 PM Yup it counts
DeadraveN	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 8:21 PM Damn... I wish I had that idea first...
bender	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 8:25 PM so do i
DeadraveN	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 8:33 PM You wish I had that idea first? thanks,... that's nice of you...

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