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A local strip club
TheOtherBigGuy
Date:
August 10, 2005 @ 3:42 AM
Dave works hard at the office and spends most
evenings bowling or playing basketball at the
gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if
he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says, "How did she know that you drink
Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We
share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws
her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all
over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and
storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside
her.
Dave tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every cuss word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you
picked up a real b_t_h this time".
C-Side
Date:
August 16, 2005 @ 8:29 PM
Nice one dude haha!
DevilAngel17
Date:
August 17, 2005 @ 12:29 AM
wow.....
DeadraveN
Date:
August 17, 2005 @ 12:33 AM
yeah, what a bitch...
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