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''How to keep a healthy level of insanity''

KurtCobainJr	Date: August 16, 2005 @ 4:15 AM 1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN. 2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE. 3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT THAT SUPERSIZED. 4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN." 5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO. 6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS." 7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH, "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY." 8. DON'T USE PUNCTUATION 9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK. 10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE. 11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO." 12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA. 13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME. 14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA. PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY. 15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD. 16. HAVE YOUR COWORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR WRESTLING NAME. 17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON, I WON! 3RD TIME THIS WEEK!!!!!" 18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!" 19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER: "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."
Alecs	Date: August 16, 2005 @ 12:21 PM 5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO. http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail91.html
KurtCobainJr	Date: August 17, 2005 @ 4:59 AM these r all the tghe ones i can remember
bender	Date: August 18, 2005 @ 1:30 AM ohh that hurts no that man

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