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JennisEvil	Date: August 24, 2005 @ 5:11 PM If Microsoft Made Cars..... 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off! ==================================== Lmfao damn never seems to fail ..every time i read that makes me bust a gut .... ALL SO TRUE
LostYears	Date: August 24, 2005 @ 5:15 PM well the truth is always funnier than fiction... and lets just begrateful for the the rest of the cars ford(found on road dead), pontiac(poor old negro thinks its a cadillac), chevy(drove into a pond and sank 'like a rock')
JennisEvil	Date: August 24, 2005 @ 5:33 PM hey now my 4x4 is a Ford ... and it serves me well ... and the funnnnnnn that can be had lol why is it Ford is always being bashed ... NO ONE answer that
mattbanx	Date: August 24, 2005 @ 6:05 PM I thought of putting wheels on the printer roller once to make the computer go down the road. I was thankfully talked out of it.
Intergalacti...	Date: August 24, 2005 @ 8:11 PM hehe yeah very funny i like it
TameasDust	Date: August 24, 2005 @ 11:53 PM
bender	Date: August 25, 2005 @ 2:42 PM well heres one for all of us ford people... first on race day. cause were built ford tough
JennisEvil	Date: August 25, 2005 @ 11:25 PM thank you bender is my new found friend... lol
takamineg240	Date: August 30, 2005 @ 11:23 PM So true. Microsoft Sucks.