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A Few Good Lawyers ?

JennisEvil	Date: August 25, 2005 @ 1:10 AM A Few Good Lawyers A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
bender	Date: August 25, 2005 @ 1:58 AM haha well i think that i would hate to be the chiropracter in this situation
supertramped	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 3:47 PM Everyone hates lawyers till you Knead one, then you hate 'em even more! I actually have two friends who are lawyers and I don't Knead either one.
GeneHilbert	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 4:24 PM Viagra Study In a recent FDA study, the United States government doctors who were conducting studies on test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller.
Snoogans775	Date: August 28, 2005 @ 12:37 AM