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A Match Made In Heaven

Dexter	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 7:23 AM On their way to get their marriage & license, a young was involved in a fatal accident Then, the found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting :milla: for St. Peter to process them into Heaven While waiting :milla: they began to wonder ... Could they possibly get married & in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up they asked him the question. St. Peter replied, "... I don't know This is the first time anyone has asked me that question. Let me go and find out ” and he left the at Heaven 's gate. For about three months, the sat and waited for the answer... :milla:... ... ... While waiting :milla: they debated and wondered further that IF they were, in fact, allowed to get married & in Heaven, did they really want to get married & considering that it would be ETERNAL after all? What if their marriage didn't work? They wondered whether they would like to get stuck together FOREVER! At long last, St. Peter returned looking somewhat tired and bedraggled "Yes " he informed the , "you CAN get married & in Heaven." "Great! " said the . "But we were wondering ... What if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter stared at the with a tinge of anger and disgust on his face, rolled his eyes and slammed his clipboard down onto the ground! "What's wrong?" asked the ... "!" St. Peter exclaimed "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!!!"
AbortiveMind	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 7:34 AM nice one RH (perfectionist u know what i mean )
Dexter	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 7:37 AM but
AbortiveMind	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 7:39 AM
Intergalacti...	Date: August 27, 2005 @ 9:31 AM hehe awesome
Zapatique	Date: August 28, 2005 @ 1:34 PM I've heard this a long time ago, but it's still damn great.
DevilAngel17	Date: August 28, 2005 @ 5:27 PM
BOWILLIE	Date: August 28, 2005 @ 5:28 PM

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