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Horny Pills

insanebiatch	Date: August 29, 2005 @ 5:50 AM A woman could not get her husband to have sex with her so she went to a sex therapist and asked him to help her out. "Doctor," she said, "what can you give me to get my husband to have sex with me?" "Try these," said the doctor, "they are called horny pills." So the woman takes the pills and puts one in her husbands coffee the next day. that night they finally have sex. she like it so much that the next morning, she put two of the pills in his coffee. that day he came home for lunch and they had sex. the next day she just pours the whole bottle into his coffee... About ten o'clock that morning the doctor gets a phone call, it's a litlle boy. "Horny pills, why?", says the doctor. "Well, mommy's dead, sister's crying, my butt hurts and daddy's outside going 'here kitty, kitty, kitty!'"
takamineg240	Date: August 30, 2005 @ 11:20 PM
aflunky	Date: August 31, 2005 @ 1:13 AM funny!