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sckallywagaa	Date: September 4, 2005 @ 8:21 PM if a woman mistakenly craps her pants and she is wearing a thong does that cut the crap right in to
BOWILLIE	Date: September 4, 2005 @ 9:39 PM harhar!..el slice.o...
hantu	Date: September 4, 2005 @ 10:21 PM well there's an image for ya
GeneHilbert	Date: September 4, 2005 @ 10:24 PM Well..... it is butt floss
Zapatique	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 1:29 AM "Cut the crap."
zedsalt	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 12:21 PM Y'remember those PlayDoh funform presses, or whatever they were called? You'd line up a plastic slab with different shapes cut out of it and push the PlayDoh through with a press, making...like...star-shaped spaghetti? I always thought a larger version would make a good potty training tool. "Look, Mommy, I cut my poo into a dozen stars!"
GeneHilbert	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 12:29 PM ooooooooooooh ....... fudge slicer
lookin4romeo	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 4:31 PM OMG you guys are terrible
DeadraveN	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 4:32 PM
Intergalacti...	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 4:54 PM hehe what about if their wearing fishnet underwear?
lookin4romeo	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 4:56 PM OMG
FraDonaghy	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 7:56 PM What the fuck..?! Yes, here at dmusic we cater for the independent musician - especially those concerned with faecal slicing by a thong. Seriously... to the guy who started this thread... ever hear the phrase "If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all"?
GeneHilbert	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 9:54 PM Damn it .....this is no place for a prude. Go home now.... Mama's got your milk and cookies......
Wildy1	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 10:02 PM knew there was a good reason why thongs don't belong in my dresser
Wildy1	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 10:02 PM ohh geeezzzzz i just realized what that would be taken as :embarassed:
Wildy1	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 10:04 PM lets try that agin shhhheeessshhhh
hantu	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 10:07 PM dare i ask.. have any of you tried it yet?
LostYears	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 10:15 PM u know that at least 2 have, but my results were kinda hazy so will the other one please answer this question
GeneHilbert	Date: September 5, 2005 @ 10:25 PM I do prefer to slice my shit ala natural.....
FraDonaghy	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 11:49 AM I am not a prude... just because I point out this forum thread is neither a)funny or b)funny does not make me a prude. The guy who started this writes so many awful jokes here it's unreal. Am I the only one who thinks it? "Damn it .....this is no place for a prude. Go home now.... Mama's got your milk and cookies......" What's that mean Gene? Am I not welcome here? Why would say that?
GeneHilbert	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 1:09 PM LOL............ It's a Joke...... Dude..... lighten up..... Remember those
BOWILLIE	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 1:13 PM fishnet stockings! lightn up frado..its all good fun.. demented as hell ..but fun..lol..
evansorchid	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 3:23 PM I was not here.
psypig	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 3:39 PM But it's not even a joke... I mean some of this guys jokes are ok but this one lacks anything that even suggests 'joke.' I mean maybe to a 5 year old but i thought most of us know better than this?
Zapatique	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 3:45 PM "I am not a prude... just because I point out this forum thread is neither a)funny or b)funny does not make me a prude. The guy who started this writes so many awful jokes here it's unreal. Am I the only one who thinks it? Shrug" Nope, you're not alone. In addition, his english seems to lack...well...everything except for all caps and mistakes. My intention isn't (or is it?) to flame anyone, but I still am. Dagnabbit.
sckallywagaa	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 4:41 PM FRADON,PSYPIG,ZAPAT ITS NOT MY SHIT ITS( harlen williams)but if u dont like em thats ok because i didnt write em 4 u guys 2 read, i put them there 4 the sick ,rude nasty joke lovers like the people belo(this meens down there) who have a understanding of jokes and how it works let me xplane(this meens to give some1 info)jokes r ment to (i meen 2)make people laugh,when people like u dont get the joke that makes it even funnier 4 all of us and u then become the punch line(this meens we are all lol @ you) thats just crazy i write the joke and u become it(the joke) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........lol........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah(that meens laughter)
hantu	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 4:47 PM Jelly Mittens
FraDonaghy	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 5:11 PM Yes I do remember jokes... this isn't one of them. (well not in the way it was intended any way)
pog	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 5:13 PM I thought the jokes may come in handy for that deathly silence that often precedes the next song in a live set... sorta like ammo to keep the punters happy, but I can't help agreeing with frado. That joke wasn't funny. Not even slightly. More like a sad attempt to attract attention... It's like asking if I unscrew my belly button, will my fanny fall off? IMHO that people have been abusing the comedy forums just a little.
BOWILLIE	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 6:10 PM if you cant find humor in all things..you live in a sad world. belly button..ass fall off.. thats frickin funny as hell..now admit it..
shadowself	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 8:37 PM I know a few women in thongs. There wath that Angie girl in the thong by the Rolling Thtoneth, and Tharah Thmile by Hall & Oath.
pog	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 9:17 PM okay.... I admit it's funnier than the mental visualisation I got from the 1st forum post ..and I guess the concept of a hundred dmers throwing up on their keyboards in unison warrants a chuckle.
BOWILLIE	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 9:19 PM ..group puke? cool!
hantu	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 9:29 PM i been here before.. i know the kinda shit im gonna read, yet i insist on coming here and reading it while i eat double slaps self in face
Distilled1	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 9:38 PM Well the addition of the Play-Doh extrusion thing got me laughing
GeneHilbert	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 10:56 PM I find nothing remotely amusing about shit slicers...
Snoogans775	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 11:02 PM or as they call them in the orient, "scissor muckers", or "spunk busters"
mattbanx	Date: September 6, 2005 @ 11:36 PM I'm sure she could cut through the guys crap like that.
saran	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 3:27 AM I'm sure she can!! LOL!
Alecs	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 11:43 PM WHY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
HalloweenBat...	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 11:58 PM who cares
HalloweenBat...	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 11:59 PM if its not funny just dont go in
bender	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 6:17 PM hey a smart man can find humor in anything... and well lets just say this think of this ladys and gentlemen.. espacially if you dont find it funny... it is hilarious the amount of people that took the time to read and repond to this thread..)even though it was freakin hilarious)
Intergalacti...	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 6:54 PM I find most of what sckally says hilarious. You gotta have a sense of humour cos this worlds a shit place. And having a childish sense of humour is even better cos you'll haver a young idea about yourself i'd prefer to think i can jump up and down on a b ed rather than not be able to get out of it at all
Alecs	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 9:17 PM hahaha! you said shit!

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