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Dexter	Date: October 8, 2005 @ 7:19 AM THE GRIEVANCE I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything I do 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 7. I work in high temperatures 8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases over! Sincerely, The Penis MANAGEMENT'S RESPONSE Dear Penis, after assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight 2. You fall after brief work periods 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5. You do not take initiative You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing 8. You will retire well before you are 65 9. You are unable to work double shifts 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task 11. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags! over! Sincerely, Management
AbortiveMind	Date: October 8, 2005 @ 8:47 AM hehehe :rof:: oh jee, RH, this one's really the shit hahaha
K3VIN	Date: October 8, 2005 @ 11:26 AM lmfao!
Dexter	Date: October 8, 2005 @ 8:14 PM I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I did not post this from personal experience
rumtumm69	Date: October 11, 2005 @ 10:05 AM that is too good I needed a good laugh
Dexter	Date: October 11, 2005 @ 6:24 PM Further to my last post I must admit there is an element of truth in No. 8
strum	Date: October 11, 2005 @ 7:46 PM said it earlier, i'll say it again FUNNY AS HELL, MAN!
TameasDust	Date: October 11, 2005 @ 8:12 PM
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 11, 2005 @ 11:49 PM fuckin hilarious
ChillinBuzz	Date: October 13, 2005 @ 12:27 PM
hollyoake	Date: October 18, 2005 @ 7:44 AM which number eight would that be?
Dexter	Date: October 18, 2005 @ 7:46 AM Er... Both...
bender	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 11:00 PM lol man i think you have a good one here!!
thought-fox	Date: October 21, 2005 @ 8:46 PM You're fired!!
rockgoth619	Date: October 21, 2005 @ 9:07 PM hehe!
evansorchid	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 12:26 AM We need to call the labor union about this.
Dexter	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 5:42 AM @ evansorchid. Just make sure you have the right extension...
Intergalacti...	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 9:38 AM :haha:
thought-fox	Date: October 29, 2005 @ 6:48 PM Oh no! 240 volts!

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