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Sex And The Mirror

Dexter	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 8:04 AM A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone!" "" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist He told me to stand in front of a mirror, at myself and repeat 'I do not have a , I do not have a , I do not have a .' It worked! The headaches are all gone! " The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful! " His wife then says, "... You know, you haven't been exactly stuff ( ) in the bedroom department these last few years Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that? " The husband agrees to try it and following his appointment, comes home , rips off his clothes picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move I'll be right back " He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before! His wife says, " That was wonderful! " The husband says, "Don't move I will be right back " He goes back into the bathroom , comes back and round two was even better than the first time! The wife sits up and her head is spinning Her husband again says, "Don't move I'll be right back " With that, he goes back into the bathroom This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife She's not my wife She's not my wife ..." His funeral service was held the following week
Wildy1	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 8:11 AM
AgentMGD	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 7:34 PM
Intergalacti...	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 7:37 PM
lookin4romeo	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 9:14 PM hahahahahahaaaa... that freakin kewl...hahahahaha
bender	Date: October 19, 2005 @ 10:51 PM ohh boy i hope he remebered to change his life insurance to someone else
JDFreeSoul	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 6:21 AM OHH! lolllll funny one!
hollyoake	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 8:38 AM giggles that was a great one!
Alecs	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 11:40 PM LOLOL!
ESMissMurder	Date: November 3, 2005 @ 6:30 PM omg funny!
hantu	Date: November 3, 2005 @ 8:23 PM Hah!
lookin4romeo	Date: November 3, 2005 @ 8:33 PM A man walks into a bar with a box. The bartender asks to what's in the box, so the man opens it and out comes a foot tall man with a piano. The bartender asked where the man found such a thing. The man replied, "there's a geenie outside granting wishes". The bartender has the man watch the bar so he can go ask for a wish. A couple minutes later, a million ducks come flying into the bar. The bartender comes back very upset and says, "I think your geenie friend is a little hard of hearing." The man replies, "no kidding! do you really think I'd ask for a 12 inch pianist?"
GreatGooglyM...	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 5:05 PM
aflunky	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 9:13 PM That's great.... OK, 4 nuns die and go to Heaven, at the gates stands Saint Peter, Joseph, whateverthe fuck his name is. He says "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. Now before I can grant you access, you must confess all your sins. Form a line Sisters." So they get in the line and the first nun says "Father, I've seen one before" meaning a penis so Saint Peter, Joseph, whateverthe fuck his name is says, "Ok Sister" and hands her a bowl of holywater. She washes her eyes out and walks through the gates. The second nun says "Father, I've touched one before" She takes the holywater, washes her hands and walks through the gates. Then the fourth nun rudly cuts in front of the third. So Saint Peter, Joseph, whateverthe fuck his name is says "Whoa Sisters, what's going on here?" So the fourth nun says "You think I'm gonna gargle that water after she sits in it?"
lookin4romeo	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 11:08 PM hahahahahahahahaaaaaa thats fuckin hillarious man hahahhaahaaa I lmao totally....
Extrememan	Date: November 5, 2005 @ 3:36 PM Great Joke
samlynch	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 8:48 AM haha they own
ryanwilliams	Date: November 14, 2005 @ 9:48 PM tragic!

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