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insanebiatch	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 10:44 AM Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a perfectly winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus & there is no such thing as a perfect man, right? Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. (Men keep scrolling.) So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. (Men Keep scrolling) By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: women never listen, and they don't follow instructions either.
DeadraveN	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 11:18 AM nice one....
Intergalacti...	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 12:12 PM HAHA thats awesome
insanebiatch	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 12:19 PM thanks hon, glad ya liked it
AbortiveMind	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 1:04 PM hehe You should get IB hehehe
GreatGooglyM...	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 1:52 PM Awesome!
TameasDust	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 5:36 PM
Wildy1	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 6:39 PM
K3VIN	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 6:46 PM haha i heard the actual joke but the rest kno that was funny !!!
K3VIN	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 6:46 PM *no
evansorchid	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 6:48 PM So sad.....

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