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why doesnt santa have any kids ????

bLINK2005uk	Date: December 20, 2005 @ 8:17 PM because he only comes once a year , and thats down a chimney
warmgun3	Date: December 20, 2005 @ 9:39 PM cause he's got nothing in his sack for Mrs Claus
tsand19151	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 12:05 AM two reasons actually: Santa suffers from erectile dysfunction, otherwise known as E.D. Mrs. Clause had a hysterectomy many years ago.
imemine	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 12:07 AM No-no-no you’re ALL FREAKING WRONG!!!!!----It’s quite simple! It’s because he knows MY KIDS! Smart man really!
GeneHilbert	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 12:09 AM Santa Pickup Lines I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly. I've got something you can hang a wreath on. One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer. That is NOT a candy cane in my pocket and I AM glad to see you. Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers. I got your stocking stuffer right here. Giddy-up over here and say "Howdy" to your fat, bearded cowboy of love. After checking my list I'm making you twice.
imemine	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 12:14 AM Come on Gene---come clean! Those are your pick up lines---we’ve all seen the pictures!
GeneHilbert	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 12:25 AM LOL......... Am I that transparent....? Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines 10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 6. I know when you've been bad or good--so let's skip the small talk, sister! 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it ...) 3. I see you when you`re sleeping and you don`t wear any underwear, do you? 2. Screw the "nice" list I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
MindSculpture	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 5:58 AM ...The North Pole! lol
aflunky	Date: December 21, 2005 @ 6:24 AM I know why! Santa is Fat and has a little dick, Mr. Clause is also fat. You ever see two fat people trying to fuck? It isn't happening.
bender	Date: December 25, 2005 @ 12:22 AM hahahaha you guys come up with some odd shit
TruonGLe	Date: December 25, 2005 @ 3:28 AM LOL. maybe cuz they cant fuck cuz the elfs always walk in on them. they always around santa.
twodimensional	Date: December 25, 2005 @ 8:22 AM i always thought he was childless because of his habit of throwing his sack over his shoulder.
Intergalacti...	Date: December 26, 2005 @ 10:16 AM lets face it he's bound to have a million kids. Nothers stay up wrapping christmas present all lonely after her husband has gone to bed, santa pops down... she's not gonna see him for another year so why not take the risk. You know that song? I saw mommy kissin santa claus? Thats a toned down version of what really happened. The original lyrics: I saw mommy fucking santa claus on the couch while watching the tv Santas a playa
Intergalacti...	Date: December 26, 2005 @ 10:16 AM Mothers instead of nothers up there^
mental-torture	Date: December 28, 2005 @ 1:42 AM didnt you guys hear about how santa got a vesectomy? he wanted to be able to get laid without having kids, but he doesnt have enough money for a reversal, so hes screwed.
bender	Date: December 29, 2005 @ 11:54 PM hahahaha that shit is funny

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