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GTOriginal	Date: January 3, 2006 @ 9:56 PM Attention Swingin' Bachelors Ever wonder why you are still a "swingin' bachelor" at your age? Well, to start with, all your pickup lines suck! I mean, really really bad, too. So, as a public service to all the geeky losers out there from one studly man of the world, I have started this thread to collect the best pickup lines and get you some, TONIGHT. Now read, learn, and get out there! #1 - There's a party in my pants, wanna come? #2 - The word of the day is "legs". Spread the word. #3 - You're only as young as you feel. Come over here and check out how young I am! Note me and I will arrange to teach you self-defense techniques. You will need those to fight off the babes once you start spewing these lines hehe.
Fraser	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 12:40 AM Haha, awsome.
aflunky	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 6:38 AM "Hey Nice Shoes, wanna Fuck?" "You remind me of a fart, because you blow me away" "Ok, before you walk away, I'm not a psycho" These have always worked for me.
IndigoGirl	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 6:53 AM My friend collects pick up lines in a little book. He's suprisingly single. 'Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?’' 'Beckon someone over with your finger and say ‘I made you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand'
AbortiveMind	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 7:56 AM Aflunky, how many years have you been single by now hihihi Come on people, SPREAD the word
K3VIN	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 10:21 AM hahaha spread the word thats nice eh 4 all u leet people i have come up with ways to get ur cyber virginity lost hey gril i r 1337!!!!!111111 fuxxers me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Cliffmeister	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 11:23 AM Wanna come back to my place for pizza and occasional sex.smack don't you like pizza?
shadowself	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 12:08 PM This is the one that always works for me: "======Sampling Sounds be cost====="
BloodFairy	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 12:14 PM Courtesy of Zap Brannigan: "I've always found the most sensual part of a woman to be the boobies."
aflunky	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 1:18 PM Actually, I'm Married with 1 kid and 1 on the way
celtaidd	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 2:50 PM I'M part of Dmusic, you wanna shag?
GTOriginal	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 2:55 PM See that's what I mean aflunky! Far as pickup lines go, that one will NEVER work
K3VIN	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 3:05 PM "i sport a 50 inch" "wow ur a liar" "honestly i do we can rent a movie buy some popcorn, wine and watch a romantic film, i stole teh tv im a criminal and if you dont come with me ill stab you "
K3VIN	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 3:14 PM 50 inch penis to tv
aflunky	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 6:35 PM Flunky: Hey, I'm Aflunky from DMusic! Bitches: Oh Flunky!! It's really you!! Fuck Me!! FUCK ME!! K3vin: Eh, I'm K3vin from DMusic guy! Bitches: Is it really you! K3vin: Yeah guy! Bitches: Get you hook me up with Aflunky, he's soooo, dreamy!
sinai	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 6:37 PM "So, have you ever heard of fisting?"
GTOriginal	Date: January 4, 2006 @ 11:48 PM Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? Wanna do lunch? Hi there! Wanna see something swell? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Fraser	Date: January 5, 2006 @ 12:29 AM Your ugly, Im horny, how about it?
DeadraveN	Date: January 5, 2006 @ 12:14 PM "I hope you've got a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it."
Israfel	Date: January 5, 2006 @ 4:26 PM wow...you must have so many dates...all of you...amazing...
bender	Date: January 5, 2006 @ 10:03 PM well it seems to me that the best ones are the ones you make up on the fly with out thinkin about it... for all you geeks stick with the nice shoes let fuck works every time for me
cosmicearthgirl	Date: January 6, 2006 @ 12:22 AM You gotta admit, some of these are really original!
TruonGLe	Date: January 6, 2006 @ 4:19 AM im from the westsyyyyyde, wanna fuck?
AdNauseam	Date: January 6, 2006 @ 9:27 PM For AJ: "Could I put my ELECTRONIC TAPE RECORDER THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER in your computer, babe?"
K3VIN	Date: January 7, 2006 @ 12:15 AM ^^ K3VIN: Aflunky!!!!!! dude wake up ur havin a wet dream or some shit like a little kid Aflunky: Dude why u watching me so close K3VIN: It's not my fault u slept walked all the way to my crib, now get the @#$% outta here so i can get me some bitches!!!!
aflunky	Date: January 7, 2006 @ 12:37 AM Good one K
lookin4romeo	Date: January 7, 2006 @ 2:56 PM I always like this one...so old but hillariouse at the same time. Is that a keg in your back pocket?? Cause Id sure like to tap that ass
TegidC	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 7:01 PM How do you like your eggs in the morning? That dress would look great on my bedroom floor. What would look great on you? Me. "I love you, no honestly, I've never felt like this before. And if your not ready, well then, that's ok." - Reverse Phsycology, Never fails.
tooles	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 7:10 PM Girl, you must be Jamaican...because jah makin' me crazy. Thanks, Weird Al.

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