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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Uberherzsterben	Date: January 22, 2006 @ 8:12 PM depends on how hard you throw em!
rockgoth619	Date: January 22, 2006 @ 10:13 PM thats just wrong! ...funny! but wrong....
GeneHilbert	Date: January 22, 2006 @ 10:18 PM get a baby cannon
shadowself	Date: January 22, 2006 @ 10:56 PM just make sure to thaw the baby first.
GeneHilbert	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 1:07 AM Market that product as add a window or door way instantly......
TonyV	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 9:28 AM It's kind of like that old joke, "How do you get 1,000 babies into a VW?.....a blender" Or "How do you get them out?....tortilla chips"
GeneHilbert	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 10:22 AM If you have to unload a truck full by hand, that is gross and very morbid. However, if you use a pitch fork………
GTOriginal	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 10:41 AM I know this is off topic, but they fire chickens through a cannon at airplane windows to test the strength of the glass.
PrincessTast...	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 1:14 PM hurl 'em at a canvas, and my school will call it art.
K3VIN	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 1:18 PM it was also made to test if a bird flying through the air could break a window
PrincessTast...	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 1:36 PM why not shoot a window out of a cannon? and see if the chicken breaks?
GeneHilbert	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 1:40 PM Make sure you thaw them out first.......
shadowself	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 3:49 PM See my above post.
Uberherzsterben	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 5:06 PM I love that tortilla chips one, heres a smilar one. How many Jews can you fit in a car? 104. 2 in the back. 2 in the front, 100 in the ash tray.
Uberherzsterben	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 5:06 PM but thats racist and I dont agree with that sort of thing in the workplace.
TonyV	Date: January 23, 2006 @ 5:12 PM You remember the scene in Indiana Jones where the pigeons bring down the fighter plane? Or in the second Hot Shots when he shoots the chicken out of the bow?
TruonGLe	Date: January 24, 2006 @ 2:24 AM the jew one is just messsssed up tho. ahah
bender	Date: January 28, 2006 @ 4:33 PM yea the jew one was kinda messed up but well lets hope no one took offense to that
aflunky	Date: January 28, 2006 @ 4:44 PM OH That was Lovely
GeneHilbert	Date: January 28, 2006 @ 4:57 PM Sick bastards.........
K3VIN	Date: January 28, 2006 @ 5:50 PM o god i know so many horrible jokes but i dont find them funny...
TruonGLe	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 12:24 AM damn..... this is sickenin. mang comon, no jewish or dead babie jokes. its just wrong. and gorey.
shadowself	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 2:31 AM Hrm. So I assume that dead jewish baby jokes are right out of the question.
shadowself	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 2:32 AM Which is a good thing, as I don't have a lot of material.
hantu	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 2:37 AM but at least ur italic worked -- few!
shadowself	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 3:01 AM Yeah, but I just can't do the damned strikethrough.
hantu	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 3:07 AM uh oh! here we go again... Why couldn't i just keep my mouth shut?/my fingers at bay? ... why
shadowself	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 3:16 AM Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: WHERE'S MY FUCKING STRIKETHROUGH?
hantu	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 3:17 AM
TameasDust	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 7:21 AM almost as bad as dead baby jokes ...
sinai	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 8:24 AM yeah, my pitchfork/bowling balls one didn't get that good of a reation either...
TameasDust	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 8:42 AM I know the pitchfork one .. but bowling balls?
sinai	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 8:43 AM go thread digging Tam...you'll find it
TameasDust	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 8:44 AM
TameasDust	Date: January 31, 2006 @ 8:46 AM found it

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