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George Bush Q But No A!

Dexter	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 3:53 AM George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Bobby," he responds. "And what is your question, Bobby?" "Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
ShadowMom	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 1:13 PM
K3VIN	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 1:44 PM politcal satire
Ataxia2	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 1:48 PM Haha! Awsome
evansorchid	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 3:29 PM Excellent!!!
GTOriginal	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 6:49 PM AWESOME!! Such an easy joke target, being that he himself is after all a joke. Bush and Cheney are getting plastered in a bar, and the bartender approaches. "Hey guys, whatcha doing?", he asks. With a sly smile, the President answers, "Why, we're planning to start World War Three". "WOW!" exclaimed the bartender. "World War Three! How are you gonna do that?" Bush answered, "Well son, this is confidential, but just between us I'll tell you. First, we are gonna kill one million Iraqis and then we are gonna kill one bicycle repairman". Looking a bit confused, the bartender asked him, "Why on earth are you going to kill a bicycle repairman?" Bush looked over to Cheney and said, "See Dick? I told you nobody would give a shit about the one million Iraqis".
K3VIN	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 6:53 PM damnnnnn
celtaidd	Date: March 29, 2006 @ 7:12 PM George Bush, is'nt he the leader of the new colony in the Americas? Waste of Tea I say
ScienceHarbor	Date: April 13, 2006 @ 1:53 PM A+ joke, very clever
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