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DevilAngel17	Date: April 15, 2006 @ 10:52 PM A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What's politics?" Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way." I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me "Capitalism." Your Mom is the administrator of the household, so we'll call her "The Government." We're here to take care of YOUR needs so we'll call you "The People." The nanny works hard all day for very little money so, we'll consider her "The Working Class." And your baby brother . . . we'll call him "The Future." Now, think about that and see if it makes sense. So, the little boy goes off to bed, thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future stinks to high heaven.
desiderata	Date: April 15, 2006 @ 10:53 PM I would totally have sex with capitalism. I bet he's hot.
dantys	Date: April 15, 2006 @ 11:09 PM Who ? Me ?
rockgoth619	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 9:19 PM omg! thats great!
K3VIN	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 9:33 PM Hey its funny cause i screwed the working class too.. then got aids..
LostYears	Date: April 21, 2006 @ 2:23 AM i dont even know what to say.....
leeunardo	Date: April 21, 2006 @ 5:16 AM "...And let me tell you about your ol' Grandpa, he's called Communism. He always wore red, but his dead now. I think. Or he moved to China or some shit."
TruonGLe	Date: April 22, 2006 @ 1:45 AM lmfao. clever clever.
leeunardo	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 5:56 AM

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