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MisterQ	Date: May 2, 2006 @ 5:38 PM what's your best yo mama joke? or just a good one? yo mama's so slutty when she was born and the doc slapped her ass she gave him her phone number.
Hazmat	Date: May 2, 2006 @ 5:43 PM yo mama is so fat she has stretch marks that spell her nick name, "too easy"
AthenasGhost	Date: May 7, 2006 @ 1:30 PM Yo Mama is so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. OH BURN.
K3VIN	Date: May 7, 2006 @ 2:55 PM Yo momma is so gangster she will die!
MMC	Date: May 7, 2006 @ 3:14 PM yo mama's so slutty she can't go to church cuz they don't like the way she loves jesus.
GeneHilbert	Date: May 7, 2006 @ 5:10 PM Yo mama is so fat…….. to have sex yo daddy has to slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in……
AthenasGhost	Date: May 7, 2006 @ 9:01 PM ^Lol...
RocShaman	Date: May 16, 2006 @ 6:54 AM Yo Moma... has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand. has green hair and thinks she's a Tree. has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles... has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat. got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies got a glass eye with a fish in it. got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years." got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts... is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
AgentMGD	Date: May 16, 2006 @ 9:10 AM Yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio
AthenasGhost	Date: May 16, 2006 @ 9:56 PM Yo mama is so fat, she put on a rain coat and walked out onto the street and someone yelled... TAXI!!! Yo mama is so fat she seen a school bus driving down the street and yelled... TWINKI! COME BACK!!! ahaha, classic.
leflaw	Date: May 16, 2006 @ 10:30 PM Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her face instead of her ass.
GeneHilbert	Date: May 16, 2006 @ 11:07 PM Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook......
SimonWaldram	Date: May 17, 2006 @ 6:30 AM Yo Mama is so fat so has a high risk of illness and death due to diabetes, stroke, coronary artery disease, hypertension, high cholesterol, and kidney and gallbladder disorders.
SimonWaldram	Date: May 20, 2006 @ 8:21 PM Well I certainly killed this thread
K3VIN	Date: May 20, 2006 @ 8:43 PM i always use stuff like that///
MisterQ	Date: May 20, 2006 @ 8:58 PM yo mamas so dumb when she saw it said under 17 not admitted she went home and got 16 of her friends.
K3VIN	Date: May 20, 2006 @ 9:05 PM bahahaha
K3VIN	Date: May 20, 2006 @ 9:06 PM yo mommas so dumb and assholeish she doest have 16 friends
MisterQ	Date: May 21, 2006 @ 12:04 AM yo mamas so ugly, well look at you
rockgoth619	Date: May 21, 2006 @ 2:48 PM Yo mamma's so fat that when she goes out side people say "hey look, an obesse women"
rockgoth619	Date: May 21, 2006 @ 2:51 PM Yo mama has so much ice cream that your family has ice cream for dessert every night, 'cuz thats how much ice cream yo mama has. hehe, ok that one is REALLY dumb, but i got it from a dumb friend...lol
MisterQ	Date: May 21, 2006 @ 3:29 PM those were both retarded... yo mamas so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
rockgoth619	Date: May 21, 2006 @ 3:48 PM well thats pretty rude! and i KNOW that they are "retarded" and yers isn't the so good either...good thing i can lie huh? nice one.
DevilAngel17	Date: May 21, 2006 @ 7:26 PM Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they were like 'Sorry, no proffesionals.' Hhaaha, that's all I got.
K3VIN	Date: May 22, 2006 @ 12:18 PM thats good
MisterQ	Date: May 29, 2006 @ 3:36 AM thts old, just like yo mama. yo mamas so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
MisterQ	Date: May 29, 2006 @ 3:37 AM yo mamas so ugly she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her.
hantu	Date: May 29, 2006 @ 6:29 AM your mother is a bad girl... oooo hehe to the left a bit
The-Pho-King	Date: June 13, 2006 @ 7:54 PM yo momma is so fat her initials are O.B.C.T yo momma is so old she saw Passion of the Christ live yo momma is so ugly she's giving freddy kreuger nightmares
PrincessTast...	Date: June 13, 2006 @ 8:02 PM yo mama makes quasimodo seem brad pitt by comparison ok that didn't sound as good as it did in my head
TameasDust	Date: June 13, 2006 @ 9:31 PM
nawlige	Date: July 3, 2006 @ 10:14 PM ya momma is.. so fat that when she dances the band skips hair is so short when she braids it ...it looks like stitches so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck so fat she didnt take a bite outta crime ...she ate the whole thing so dumb... she got fired from M&M for throwing away the w's so bald u can see her thoughts. gotta wooden leg with a kickstand
ESMissMurder	Date: July 13, 2006 @ 3:30 AM yo momma is... like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn. like a vacuum she sucks and blows. so fat she had to be baptised in seaworld.
GreatGooglyM...	Date: July 13, 2006 @ 11:38 AM Yo mama is so fat that when she walks past the TV, you miss one season of your favourite TV series.
GTOriginal	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 5:59 PM Yo momma... is like a railroad rack, gets laid all over the country. has teeth so yellow, she smiles & traffic slows down. has glasses so thick, she looks at a map and sees people waving at her. is so fat she plays hopscotch like this "California, Nevada, Arizona". is so fat she can rent shade.
BlackMansPinch	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 6:47 PM yo momma's ears are so big she looks like a car drivin down the road with both doors open
TLK	Date: July 17, 2006 @ 6:51 PM Who's momma are we actually talking about here?? Can't wait to see what a can of worms this'll open.
Rikki27	Date: August 7, 2006 @ 3:24 PM ehehe
ESMissMurder	Date: August 11, 2006 @ 12:44 AM I don't know. No one realy specified who we were talking about, but whoever it is no one seems to like her.
Intergalacti...	Date: August 11, 2006 @ 8:01 AM yo momma's so old her number is in the telephone directory that came with the original bible yo momma sucks
LordTrey	Date: August 11, 2006 @ 8:06 AM Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund.. Ya Momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house Ya momma is so poor she laid a dish rag on the floor and had wall to wall carpeting
Mentalfunk	Date: August 15, 2006 @ 12:09 PM yo momma is so fat that if your daddy want's to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
DeadraveN	Date: August 15, 2006 @ 9:27 PM Yo momma has a severe drinking problem that is ruining your family.
Dexter	Date: September 13, 2006 @ 7:30 AM "Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say 'Let there be light' he first had to tell her to get her big fat ass out of the way."
Opossum	Date: September 13, 2006 @ 7:34 AM Your mama so fat, she got Honorable Mention on the "Seven Wonders of the World" list.
nawlige	Date: September 13, 2006 @ 7:39 AM yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car.

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