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rhthesinner	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 3:23 PM An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The asked "what happened? " and the man explained: "Well, It's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing Then I asked my wife for . She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing! She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in then with her teeth out. Still nothing! We even called up Arleen , the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees! But still nothing!" The was shocked "You asked your neighbor?!?" The old man replied, " None of us could get the jar open!"
ChillinBuzz	Date: July 20, 2006 @ 3:34 PM
TruonGLe	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 5:00 AM LMFAO!!!!!!!!!111 wat a twist. ahha
hantu	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 5:04 AM
Cryxan	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 7:23 AM
jess1561	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 9:52 AM
ElectrikFlame	Date: July 24, 2006 @ 10:25 PM Ha thats a funny one. I gotta remember that
Faggatron-Ma...	Date: July 27, 2006 @ 10:49 PM mayonaise
Alecs	Date: July 29, 2006 @ 9:13 PM My math teacher told us this joke