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The Koala & Lizard

GeneHilbert	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 12:07 PM A koala is sitting up a eucalyptus ... smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says. "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint. Come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
imemine	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 12:11 PM What’s invisible and smells like eucalyptus?
Intergalacti...	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 1:18 PM ya mother!! im sorry your mother isn't really invisible just force of habit.... please do tell me whats invisible and smells like eucalyptus?
Intergalacti...	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 1:19 PM btw gene funny joke
imemine	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 3:01 PM Koala farts!
EvilPicnic	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 3:28 PM
TameasDust	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 3:34 PM OMG
TameasDust	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 3:34 PM gene
Wildy1	Date: July 22, 2006 @ 3:35 PM thats a good one
TruonGLe	Date: July 23, 2006 @ 3:06 AM AHHAA NICE!
AbortiveMind	Date: July 23, 2006 @ 1:35 PM Great joke Gene I needed this today
Dead-Head	Date: July 23, 2006 @ 9:13 PM LOL nice joke,just what i needed
AdNauseam	Date: July 23, 2006 @ 11:10 PM hehe
TameasDust	Date: July 26, 2006 @ 3:10 PM
K3VIN	Date: July 26, 2006 @ 3:12 PM i love that joke

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