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Barbie

hollyoake	Date: September 22, 2006 @ 12:11 PM On his way home a father remembers that it's his daughter's birthday, and she would like a Barbie. In the toy shop he asked the salesperson, "How much are the Barbie Dolls?" The salesperson answered, "Which one? We have Workout Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95 and Divorced Barbie for £299.95" The amazed father asked, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 and the others are only £19.95?" The abrupt salesman answered, "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and One of Ken's Friends!"
rockgoth619	Date: September 22, 2006 @ 11:00 PM hey! who is this "friend" of Kens?? can i meet him??
Fraser	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 4:08 AM If I was rich, and a court guy ordered me to give my stuff to a wife that was divorcing me (she obviously married me for my stuff), Id burn it by 'accident.'
Snoogans775	Date: September 30, 2006 @ 11:36 PM I'd give it away, but everything would be pretty trashed after that last weekend. "dude, is your wife gonna get your car too?!" "yeah, if she can fish it out of the swimming pool!"