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opiumchild	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 6:58 PM > Prepare to taste cold steel, Clipper. Player raises his scythe in the air, watching it glint in the sun. I think I actually blacked out there for a second. The depth of retardation actually caused my brain to reboot. Once I had regained my senses, I quickly sent a tell to the party leader and then logged out. A couple of key presses later and [GM]Dave appears in Qufim. [GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer. [GM]Dave>> I'm afraid I have to ask you to stop. Player>> Stop what? [GM]Dave>> The emotes. [GM]Dave>> Your damned emotes are a crime. [GM]Dave>> A crime against intelligence. Player>> That's not fair. Player>> I think they're cool. [GM]Dave>> Just listening to you gave me a brain tumor. [GM]Dave>> Now, I don't want to jump to any conclusions. [GM]Dave>> But your emotes cause cancer. Player>> Hey! Player>> That's kind of harsh. [GM]Dave>> Only kind of? [GM]Dave>> I must not be being clear. [GM]Dave>> Your emotes make people not want to be alive anymore. Player>> It's a free country. [GM]Dave>> Tsk, tsk, tsk. [GM]Dave>> What are the schools teaching young people? [GM]Dave>> This is not a free country. Player>> Yes, it is. Player>> America is a democracy. [GM]Dave>> Silly, silly boy. [GM]Dave>> This isn't America. [GM]Dave>> Welcome to the United States of Dave. [GM]Dave>> We put the fun in dictatorship. Player>> There's no fun in dictatorship. [GM]Dave>> You catch on quick. Player>> Listen. Player>> It's my emote. Player>> I'll use it if I want to. [GM]Dave>> Isn't that cute? [GM]Dave>> I love it when they try and get tough. [GM]Dave>> Say it again. Player>> It's my emote. Player>> I'll... warp Area: Mordion Gaol Player>> ... Player>> Oh crap. [GM]Dave raises his finger in the air. [GM]Dave holds it, carefully, above the delete key. Player>> Wait, wait. Player>> I'm sorry. [GM]Dave watches his hand descend. Player>> Please don't do this. [GM]Dave>> The day's end is at hand. [GM]Dave>> And by "The day", I mean "Your account". [GM]Dave>> And by "End", I mean "Banning." [GM]Dave>> And by "At hand", I mean... [GM]Dave>> Well... That was what I meant. [GM]Dave's finger waivers, a life hanging in the balance. Player>> Can't you give me a second chance? [GM]Dave>> I could. [GM]Dave>> But this finger is getting awfully heavy. [GM]Dave inhales oxygen. Player>> Oh come on. [GM]Dave thinks you're ugly. Player>> Quit it. [GM]Dave may have slept with your mother. Player>> This is crazy. Player>> You can't do this. [GM]Dave's finger drops like the blade of a guillotine. Player>> NOOOOOOO! [GM]Dave was only kidding that time. [GM]Dave got you. [GM]Dave points at you and laughs. Player>> Stop that. Player>> At least you were only kidding. [GM]Dave didn't say he was only kidding. Player>> Yes, you did. [GM]Dave said he was only kidding that time. Player>> Damn. [GM]Dave likes dashing people's hopes. After that, the party was much quieter. I like quiet. posted by [GM]Dave @ 5:36 PM " id="245607"> Damn. [GM]Dave likes dashing people's hopes. After that, the party was much quieter. I like quiet. posted by [GM]Dave @ 5:36 PM
nawlige	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 7:04 PM ok though im lost..
evansorchid	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 7:37 PM I think I like Dave.
Fraser	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 9:31 PM emo... ha.
AdNauseam	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 10:46 PM Too much :beer
AdNauseam	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 10:46 PM Could have sworn there was a :beer: emote.
opiumchild	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 11:08 PM this guy is a GM for final fantasy 11 im not sure if he is really but it was an entry in his blog...i read it and i thought it was fucking hilarious... this guy is my hero
opiumchild	Date: September 23, 2006 @ 11:14 PM and yeah he likes his jack daniels
ChillinBuzz	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 4:10 AM
BlackMage	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 5:58 AM MMORPGs are bad for you anyway so I really fail to see the point of his complaints. Plus using the word "emo" is idiotic anyway unless you're using the word in context of saying the word "emo" is idiotic. Someone shorten the name of this thread too. It efs up my forum layout, not that I use the forums so much.
jack	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 7:56 AM Shortened. For those interested, the url was: ---http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006_08_01_bannable-offenses_archive.html
opiumchild	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 2:13 PM i use the word "emo" its descriptive of a music genre adn the people that listen to it...jsut like grunge, or metal, or punk, or pop so if using the word "emo" is idiotic than i guess im a full fledged retard sorry the name was too long and pretty much screw this....just delete this thread becase if its not funny than theres no point to ahving it up here sorry to screw up your forum layout ...
BlackMage	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 3:10 PM The way people use the word "emo" is just plain idiotic. Sorry to overgeneralize by saying that using the whole word is stupid. That guy right there (Dave) pretty much used emo as a synonym to stupid. Now if that's not effed up, then I don't know what is. Sure emo might look stupid and hell, it might even BE stupid. But it does not equal stupidity as much as it does equal say, misguidance in good taste. Now, I'm sorry to be so blunt, but being in any association with the word emo might not be as recommendable as it may seem. At least not in my opinion. Mind you, an idiot isn't a retard. And no point in deleting this thread either, so just let it stay.
TruonGLe	Date: September 24, 2006 @ 5:32 PM damn i went to his blog. damn, hes some funy shit. ahhaaha.

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