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Holy Water

GeneHilbert	Date: January 25, 2007 @ 3:04 PM Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic.... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish”.
Dexter	Date: January 25, 2007 @ 3:06 PM
PrincessTast...	Date: January 25, 2007 @ 7:25 PM That should be a cartoon it's so funny!
DevilAngel17	Date: January 25, 2007 @ 10:08 PM hahhahahahhahah.
Mojosnake	Date: January 25, 2007 @ 10:10 PM
Orion	Date: January 26, 2007 @ 2:03 PM
Tattoomom	Date: January 27, 2007 @ 8:52 PM OMFG!!!!
sinai	Date: January 28, 2007 @ 8:20 AM Jesus would be proud.
rockgoth619	Date: February 3, 2007 @ 9:59 PM

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