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Comedy
8 Again
Dexter
Date:
February 27, 2007 @ 7:00 AM
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then
took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where
her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star
Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she
could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over
his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight
again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size!!!
The moral of this story: Even when a man is
Listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
ShadowMom
Date:
February 27, 2007 @ 8:27 AM
Bingo!!
CubedDrummer
Date:
March 7, 2007 @ 1:06 AM
ha ha ha hit that one on the head
rockgoth619
Date:
March 11, 2007 @ 1:44 AM
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