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Dexter	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 5:53 AM Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees F * 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night * 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) * 50 Miami residents turn on the heat * 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts * 40 You can see your breath * Californians shiver uncontrollably * Minnesotans go swimming * 35 Italian cars don't start * 32 Water freezes * 30 You plan your vacation to Australia * 25 Ohio water freezes * Californians weep pitiably * Minnesotans eat ice cream * Canadians go swimming * 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless * New York City water freezes * Miami residents plan vacation further South * 15 French cars don't start * Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you * 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going * 5 American cars don't start * 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts * -10 German cars don't start * Eyes freeze shut when you blink * -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo * Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects * Miami residents cease to exist * -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you * Politicians actually do something about the homeless * Minnesotans shovel snow off roof * Japanese cars don't start * -25 Too cold to think * You need jumper cables to get the driver going * -30 You plan a two week hot bath * -40 Californians disappear * Minnesotans button top button * Canadians put on sweaters * Your car helps you plan your trip South * -50 Congressional hot air freezes * Alaskans close the bathroom window * -80 Hell freezes over * Polar bears move South * Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game * -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets...
Alwex	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 6:38 AM hahaha nice one, i assume that 32 is 0 celsius, since water freeze at 0 C. Had myself a nice good morning laugh
PrincessTast...	Date: June 12, 2007 @ 4:59 PM :rofL:
ShadowMom	Date: June 12, 2007 @ 8:33 PM -15??? It NEVER gets that cold here. We wouldn't disappear, we'd be frozen until spring.
rockgoth619	Date: June 23, 2007 @ 12:13 AM haha! yeah, the Minnesota parts are true!
GTOriginal	Date: June 23, 2007 @ 8:18 AM PA, USA In February it was -4F Now it's June and 93F Yep 32F = 0C 212F = 100C
Jessy	Date: June 23, 2007 @ 5:30 PM -30
FadeToBlack09	Date: July 10, 2007 @ 3:17 PM lol

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