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the son-in-law

ChillinBuzz	Date: October 21, 2007 @ 3:10 AM A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks. "I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter. Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter. A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the living room, so she bursts in (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him. "What in God's name are you doing?" she asks. "Watching the game with my son-in-law!"
hantu	Date: October 21, 2007 @ 6:31 AM oh that was pretty bad man lol
rockgoth619	Date: November 3, 2007 @ 6:56 PM LMFAO!!! omg... thats SO sad!!
officernarc	Date: November 3, 2007 @ 7:58 PM boo-urns! boo-urns!
8111	Date: November 3, 2007 @ 9:54 PM I want pictures
ChillinBuzz	Date: November 3, 2007 @ 9:58 PM Use your imagination