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Not So Funny

ChillinBuzz	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 9:09 PM One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parent's room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!"
Israfel	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 9:11 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 9:12 PM A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom. He saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her do this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaned, "Ohh, I need a bike! Ahh, I need a bike!"
Israfel	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 9:13 PM HAHAHA!!
KitRumble	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 9:14 PM I think Issy's gang dont understand whats funny about this
Israfel	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 9:15 PM Kit, you really do want your ass kicked dont you!?
ChillinBuzz	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 10:26 PM I just got what KitRumble was implying...
Israfel	Date: November 9, 2007 @ 10:28 PM Smart bastard!