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Dexter	Date: February 16, 2008 @ 10:27 AM A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.'
Mojosnake	Date: February 16, 2008 @ 10:46 AM OMG!!!
ShadowMom	Date: February 16, 2008 @ 11:20 AM I leave you here alone for a little while, and just look what you do...
Distilled1	Date: February 16, 2008 @ 11:26 AM
Dexter	Date: February 16, 2008 @ 11:28 AM
rockgoth619	Date: February 17, 2008 @ 12:18 PM woooow.
ChillinBuzz	Date: February 17, 2008 @ 5:06 PM
Alwex	Date: February 21, 2008 @ 8:01 AM HAHAHA, best one ive read on this part of the DM Forum
cantstoprunning	Date: March 4, 2008 @ 5:45 PM

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