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A Rabbi Walks Into A Church...

GTOriginal	Date: March 15, 2008 @ 8:53 AM ...and enters the confession booth. "Father, last night I was working late in my office and ordered a pizza for dinner. It was delivered by two young nubile ladies. They began flirting with me and before you knew it I was having sex with them both individually and together, right there on my desk. We did it all, in every position imaginable, and I didn't get home until 5:00 this morning. I had to lie to my wife about where I was all night." After a few moments of thought, the priest asked, "So afterwards you felt remorse; realizing that you had committed a number of mortal sins you have chosen to seek the Lord's forgiveness by converting?" "Oh no!", exclamed the Rabbi, "That's not it at all!" "Well then, I'm a bit confused," said the priest. "After all, you are a Rabbi and this is a Catholic church. Why on earth are telling me about all this?" "Are you kidding? I'm tellin' everybody!"
Alwex	Date: March 17, 2008 @ 1:17 AM Ahahahahahahahahaha
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 17, 2008 @ 1:07 PM
moam	Date: March 17, 2008 @ 2:06 PM wow. awesome
Tattoomom	Date: March 17, 2008 @ 2:08 PM That's so OLD!!! Older than BILL even!