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Comedy
The Runner
rhthesinner
Date:
April 30, 2008 @ 4:21 AM
A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she
was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into
the driveway.
'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump
out the window. My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out
there!'
'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!' she replied. He's got a hot temper and a
gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
clothes and jumps out the window.
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain,
he quickly discovered he had run right into the
middle of the town's annual marathon, so he
started running along beside the others, about
300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked
under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he
could.
After a little while a small group of runners who
had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged
closer.
Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels
so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved along side. 'Do you always
run carrying your clothes with you under your
arm?'
Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That
way I can get dressed right at the end of the run
and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower
and queried,
'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope.........just when it's raining'
celtaidd
Date:
April 30, 2008 @ 5:34 AM
Electronicla...
Date:
April 30, 2008 @ 1:10 PM
NoRentJoseph
Date:
May 3, 2008 @ 10:56 PM
Oh my, Why didn't I see that coming. No puns
intended
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