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Women Drivers

Dexter	Date: June 4, 2008 @ 7:42 PM Driving this morning on the M1 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand New BMW doing 110 kilometres per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my kneesagainst the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. Women drivers!!!!!
tracy	Date: June 5, 2008 @ 6:37 AM
ShadowMom	Date: June 5, 2008 @ 10:23 AM
Wildy1	Date: June 6, 2008 @ 11:57 PM
Dexter	Date: June 6, 2008 @ 11:59 PM Notice I mentioned no names...
evansorchid	Date: June 7, 2008 @ 1:58 AM Big Jim and the Twins....that'd be a cool name for a band!
killoFunk	Date: June 7, 2008 @ 5:26 PM Hmmm, I wonder if that's anything like windows drivers... maybe I should've downloaded a new set BEFORE the divorce... he he
GeneHilbert	Date: June 7, 2008 @ 8:01 PM On 5th Jun 2009, tracy said: This guy is obviously gay and a dip-shit.... Everyone knows - real men have have beards.

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