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Vote GT in 2008

GTOriginal	Date: July 20, 2008 @ 4:03 PM By Golly As President, I will pass a law making it mandatory for all Americans to be weighed on a monthly basis. Everyone over 350lbs will be executed and eaten by those who weigh under 100 lbs, to conserve fuel...
moam	Date: July 20, 2008 @ 4:05 PM wow...harsh one, are we
GTOriginal	Date: July 20, 2008 @ 4:07 PM Yes, but still milder than the current regime Besides, I'll make it legal for everyone to print their own money!
evansorchid	Date: July 20, 2008 @ 11:58 PM Hmmmmm....I don't know, man. That's gotta be at least 25% of the population of the U.S. ....better raise it 400 lbs. ...And I don't know about the cannibalism part of your platform. Maybe if you just converted their corpses directly to home heating oil, then people might take you more seriously as a candidate.
Tattoomom	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 1:53 AM Damn. Guess I better lose some weight before I vote for you.
zedsalt	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 3:55 AM My dad thought it was ridiculous when I said that I figured the people who had successfully pushed a public smoking ban in a nearby city were likely to go after obesity next. Sure enough, less than two weeks after the ban was passed, many of the same people and a few dieticians rented a conference room and had their first meeting toward bettering the offerings of the local restaurants and fast food chains, and discussing means and standards by which overweight people could be charged more for healthcare. I get the whole "Your cigarette can kill me" thing, but when we start to legislate what folks do to their own bodies, we head down a slippery slope. And I'm not just saying that because I'm less than 100 lbs. away from being Zedburgers in Gary's America.
GTOriginal	Date: July 23, 2008 @ 6:05 AM