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AbortiveMind	Date: October 11, 2008 @ 8:45 AM Ok, so this is a joke going around in Europe. It is bu no means intended to be offence towards Americans nor muslims, I'd just like to be clear on that Bush and Rumsfeld were hanging out together in a bar chit chatting. One guy walks in and sees them sitting in a corner and asks the bartender "Is that Bush and Rumsfeld overthere?" to which the bartender replies "Yes buddy, it is". The guy decides to walk up to them and says "Hello gentlemen ! It is such an honor to have you here in this little town's bar. What are you guys talking about?" Bush tells him "We're planning World War III." The guy yells "Oh really?!?" and then in a whispering voice asks "What's going to happen?" "Well", says Bush, "we are going to kill 14 million of muslims and a blond girl with big tits." The guys screams "Whaaat ?!? Why would you kill a blond girly with big titties?!?" Bush turns towards Rumsfeld and tells him "Told you so, nobody cares about the 14 million muslims!"
zedsalt	Date: October 11, 2008 @ 10:32 AM The only people who really should be offended by that are Rumsfeld and Bush. Sadly, though, I have to wonder how offended, if at all, they would be...
victorsskull	Date: October 11, 2008 @ 11:26 AM prolly will happen too
BlackMage	Date: October 12, 2008 @ 12:30 AM Here's the politically correct version. A : I'm going to become the next Hitler and kill 10 million jews and one clown. B : Why the clown? C : See? Nobody gives a shit about the jews.
BlackMage	Date: October 12, 2008 @ 12:31 AM Oh, that C should probably be an A. Stupid brain.
zedsalt	Date: October 12, 2008 @ 4:06 AM Given the choice between killing a huge chunk of humanity that happens to be of one faith (whichever faith), killing a blonde girl with big tits (I mean, of course, one who has big tits, not using big tits as a murder weapon), and killing a clown, I wouldn't hesitate to kill the clown.

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