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Ralph the Chicken

moam	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 11:58 AM ...
moam	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 11:58 AM Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell...... 'Ralph! Wake up you drunken bastard... You shit the bed!'
moam	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 11:58 AM I thought this was funny and I thought it would be fitting for me to post
DeadraveN	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 12:07 PM that is.. disturbing. and be honest moam, this "joke" is autobiographical, isn't it?
moam	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 12:09 PM Damn, how did you know
victorsskull	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 12:09 PM omg
AbortiveMind	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 3:09 PM sheezum, this is a very disturbing image
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 1, 2009 @ 3:19 PM

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