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Fraser	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 2:02 AM Ok, I saw this infomercial... "Don't eat less, don't excercise, and still lose weight!!!" Really... How healthy can this be?! Another one came on... "Are you tired of fighting with that old can opener?" And guess what it showed... Some incompetent retarded woman wrestling with a can opener. She not only took forever to attach it, but also broke it. Then came the shopping channel. . . If you ever watch this, it's hilarious. . .
GeneHilbert	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 2:23 AM You like all of that high quality viewing...hmmmmmmmm...? I can tell......
Distilled1	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 6:46 PM I love the shoping chanel the shit they try to sell and all those infomrcials they are like a car wreck you can't help but stop and look!
HalloweenBat...	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 7:02 PM they are always like that... where have u been
HalloweenBat...	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 7:02 PM they makew me so mad that i feel like killing..
imemine	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 9:51 PM .........and , if you order by 12 0'clock today we'll throw in a 24 day supply of diet can openers at NO extra charge and a lifetime of magic hooks that take stains out of anything---BUT WAIT-----there's more-----a complete money back guarantee an a date with Ed McMann and this sweet knife that cuts through beer cans 'cause you just never know when you'll be too weak to smash a beer can after taking our diet pills.
ChillinBuzz	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 10:53 PM I prefer the Seafood diet...
imemine	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 11:02 PM Yea---I see food---I eat it!
ChillinBuzz	Date: October 18, 2006 @ 11:25 PM As long as nobody ends up like Mr Creosote...
MonnieB	Date: October 22, 2006 @ 3:00 PM But wait!! You can't get all of this without my new program, How To Make A Gazillion Dollars Without Doing Anything! And besides that, all you have to do is get it and forget it! How much do you expect to pay for Absolutely nothing? A thousand dollars? Nine hundred? Eight? Or even seven hundred dollars? NO WAY!! If you act now, you can get all this for not two hundred dollars, not one hundred dollars! Not even fifty!! You can get all this for only 3 payments of $19.99!!
Fraser	Date: October 23, 2006 @ 4:15 AM Only? Wow... I would have thought it would be more expensive to become a gazillionaire.... There must be a flaw somewhere?

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