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LAMusicProdu...	Date: August 26, 2004 @ 6:19 PM LAM*P Presents: Secrets of Writing Lyrics to Melody A special two-day workshop featuring Pat Pattison, legendary Berklee Professor and Author Saturday, October 9, 2004 Sunday, October 10, 2004 9:30 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. (both days) UCLA, Dodd Hall There's no use writing a great lyric or a great melody if they don't work together. An unfortunate setting of a word or phrase can sink the emotion of the song, calling your listener's attention away from WHAT you are saying to HOW you are saying it. This course shows you how to get the most out of your lyrics by combining them accurately and effectively with melody. In the Saturday morning session, we'll look at examples of songs where mis-settings damage communication, some in major ways, some in less dramatic ways. Saturday afternoon we'll go through a set of interactive exercises to heighten your awareness and build your skills, then send you home with a melody to work with for the next day. We'll look at your results in the Sunday morning session, then do song critiques in the afternoon. Admission for both days is $95 in advance, and $110 at the door. Seating is limited! For registration information, directions, and additional info, see www.lamusicproductions.com or call 800-783-LAMP.
Distilled1	Date: August 26, 2004 @ 6:26 PM
kingo	Date: August 26, 2004 @ 6:48 PM CLAMP Presents: Secretions of Writhing Lysol Tune Maladies A specious thru-way pitstop fashioning Past Parsley, legume dwelling burpy productioner and Rambo Satursun, Octorus 39, 302 Sunderdumb, Octorus 40, 304 Beef a.m. - Trimmed pee (both ways) UMPO, Dung Hump There's nothing used to writhing in a great lysol, or a griftion malady, if they dump pork together. An underfortunate slotting of a turd or haze can drink the condition from a song, cuddling your pensioner's detraction away from WHUMP you are saying to HEADS on the balcony. This crap shows you how to cut the meat out of your victims by combing them aesthetically and implausibly with mainlining. In the Satursun moaning seizure, we'll stare at examples of logs where mis-eatings deflect commensuration, soon in mungling weeds, sooner in least dogmatic days. Satursun afterdrills we'll hump through a slit of invariably deranged exorcisms to stiffen your preparedness and increase your bills, then send you out with a malady to insult you for the next way. We'll shit on your resluts in the Sunderdumb mornful seizure, then do bong hits in the thunderdome. Admonissions for each ways is $984,003.31 in ingress, and $37,394,320.54 at the key hole. Slutting is limitless! For re-gression confirmation, deductions, and retractional info, see www.eatmylongmonkey.com or call some goddamn phone number.
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