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guitarjunkie	Date: April 11, 2005 @ 11:59 PM So whats your most embarrasing moment...mine would have to be getting caught masturbating by my mom and dad good times!!!!
tsand19151	Date: April 12, 2005 @ 12:46 AM office party a few years ago. a co-worker and i were drinking beers that we had smuggled in. we both got pretty wasted. he and i decided to go sit in my car and chill out for a bit. after a short while our boss comes over to the car to say good-bye. now, i'm the drivers seat and my buddy is in the passengers seat. my boss is on my side of the car talking to my buddy with her head just inside my window. well, i figure i'd do the curtious thing and roll my window all the way down. it was a manual window, so i turned the window crank while looking at my buddy....all of a sudden his eyes got big as saucers and he was trying to say something but couldn't get it out...i looked to my left and saw my boss choking cause i had rolled the window up instead of down. she didn't get hurt and was a good sport about it, but man, i've never been so embarrassed.......oh, and my dad caught me masturbating, too. but i wasn't embarrassed, i was mad cause i couldn't finish
Hatsy	Date: April 12, 2005 @ 8:11 PM A horse fell on me when I was 12... And...when it got up it kicked me on the rollover I was given whiskey to revive me by an old lady who saw the whole thing
Hatsy	Date: April 12, 2005 @ 8:12 PM They caught the horse later....he was masturbating
leplume	Date: April 12, 2005 @ 8:35 PM I ran up behind someone I thought was my friend at an airport and grabbed him in a huge bear hug! Turns out I didn't know the guy at all! And then he was caught masturbating on the plane later that day!
guitarjunkie	Date: April 12, 2005 @ 10:12 PM hahahaha^^^^ any story seems to be good if you throw in..."yea, and then i got caught masturbating" lol
shadowself	Date: April 13, 2005 @ 6:25 PM I hit myself in the nads with a tambourine on stage.
kingo	Date: April 13, 2005 @ 7:34 PM Probably couldn't masturbate right after that, though, so at least you eliminated that worry for a little bit.
Hatsy	Date: April 13, 2005 @ 8:15 PM
leplume	Date: April 13, 2005 @ 10:22 PM Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me....
imemine	Date: April 14, 2005 @ 12:21 AM “Tambourine man”! I’m ---Uuuuu—embarrassing myself right now!
moam	Date: April 14, 2005 @ 2:48 AM Well... There was a time where I couldn't play baseball worth a shit I am the worst sportsplayer ever So anyways, in 5th grade phy ed, I was up to bat, I swung when the ball came flyin' at me, hit the little bitch into the air surprisingly and ran the bases... Though when I ran the bases, I knew something wasn't right, since all of my class mates were yelling at me, "other way! Run the other way!" Okay fine, and then I started masturbating on home plate
zedsalt	Date: April 14, 2005 @ 2:02 PM I don't embarass easily, which, coupled with the frequency with which I commit acts that probably SHOULD embarass me, I take as proof of the existence of God...kind of like my lack of personal grace combined with how quickly I heal. There's a combination I should probably avoid, though, to avoid embarassment: the wee hours of the a.m., Cub Foods store, and little old ladies. Once, I got into a car...one of maybe six in a four or five acre parking lot...that looked JUST like mine, except for the very frightened ol' gal in the passenger seat. Another time, I was on a rant about what a rip-off breakfast cereals are when my live-in girlfriend decided she'd heard it all before. As she slipped behind me and walked away, she said, "Kiss my a!". Not realizing that she'd left and that I was standing next to a grandmotherly type instead, I said, "Kiss it, lick it, spank it, fk it...keep it clean, and I'll do whatever you like to it!". Again, the old girl's reaction was more abject fear than anything else.
BlackMage	Date: April 14, 2005 @ 2:54 PM I mixed up a Squire with a Fender when I saw a sticker that said "Fender 50th annual special edition" on it and totally embarassed myself in a shop while trying to sell it to a shop guy as a pricy guitar. That was a year or two ago tho', but I'm still kinda embarassed to walk in to that shop...

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