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moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 11:57 AM Here's how it works. There are two teams. We pick teams for about a day or two and then we begin... *RULES* 1. You must pass the ball 4 times before you can take a shot on goal. 2. In order to pass, you must say passes the ball to _____ and that DM'er has to be the next to say catches the pass 3. If a DM'er passes the ball, a DM'er from the other team can say intercepts pass and then type whatever else he/she wants to do. 4. In order for a pass to be complete, the DM'er the pass was intended for HAS to be the next person to type catches pass 5. If a DM'er that wasn't passed to catches pass or steals the ball, your pass count must start over... 6. There is one goalie for each team. Once the goalie is picked, their job is to make sure to type blocked shot on goal after a DM'er shoots. 7. The way to score is after 4 successful passes have been made, they type takes shot on goal. If another team mate says "Goal!" before the goalie can type "blocked shot on goal then the point goes to the team who took a shot on goal. 8. When a shot on goal is blocked, the other team's pass count goes down to 0. 9. Goalies only have that one job. Goalies can only block shots on goal. There are no other positions in this game of DM Soccer. 10. (hehe) You can injure one of the other team mates too...but you will have to sit out the rest of the day, as well as the other team mate Also, if you injure an opponent, be creative in how you injure them 11. 1 game = 1 day... We'll see how this goes. This game could really be fun 12. Also, * is required before AND after every command you type. People can yell shit and that won't make a difference in the game. If you don't use the * then it is not a command and it is just the person yelling something. 13. If one person types passes to imemine and the other teammate types intercepts pass before the other dude types catches pass then everyone has the right to ridicule the person with the late post Can you imagine in real life what that would look like? A dude who THINKS he has the ball but the other person is dribbling the ball down the field That would look pretty damn hilarious. Here's a visual of how it could look... onewhodreams passes ball to Imemine imemine catches pass, passes ball to leplume moam intercepts ball, passes ball to deadraven leplume intercepts ball, passes ball to imemine, bashes moam in the groin (moam is no longer able to play the rest of the day for that game...neither is leplume) imemine catches pass, passes ball to vic moam Come on, get that bastard bitch Vic!! leplume Shut up psychoboywonder or I will cut you... vic catches pass, passes ball to onewhodreams onewhodreams catches pass, takes shot on goal vic Goal!! (no * are required when your teammate scores a goal... Anyone can yell it, even those who are sitting out) So with that, the one team would have 1 point Moam and leplume are still sitting out...for the whole day... So anyways, here's how we'll pick teams: If you want to play, type your username, and then A after it...or B depending on who just joined up. So... moam A imemine B onewhodreams A leplume B deadraven A Tell me what y'all think of this idea I think it could be fun if a lot of people participate Anywho, let's start picking teams
imemine	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 11:59 AM Gawd Moam---get a life!
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:03 PM This is the good life
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:04 PM By the way...I have no life until the fall when I can begin recording my next CD
ChillinBuzz	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:10 PM this is way funny... sounds like a great chance to make some more points count me in once im fully recovered from my leg injury
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:12 PM ChillinBuzz A
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:12 PM Moam B
DeadraveN	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:23 PM DeadraveN A... and we're gonna so kick your ass.
BOWILLIE	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 12:27 PM can i be the waterboy? skreeeeeeeeee! get em bow bochett!
Jesuszilla	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 2:27 PM Can I be referee, can I send you all off? I''m taking the ball home.
AgentMGD	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 2:38 PM hello this lovely and sexy agent mgd bringing you live updates of the Dmusic football ...oops sorry ...soccer(to you yanks)classic! Teams are taking shape on the field as we wait for the coin toss...
just2ska	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 3:57 PM Heads!!! waiting for ref to flip coin
LostYears	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 4:13 PM lostyears b
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 4:21 PM Wow I was fucking tired this morning when I came up with this idea Now I don't know why I made it Damn, why don't I just go outside and play REAL soccer Oh well, I've kinda lost all faith in this idea but if y'all want to, I'm in
popdem	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 4:31 PM i don't have the time to devote to this... a clever idea... i just think participation will be low... unless you marked maybe an hour to play the game... there's just no way an entire team can participate all day... if it were just me and a goalie and the goalie wasn't online it would look like this... shoots goal GOAL! shoots goal GOAL! shoots goal GOAL! shoots goal ect... you get the point... end result... after an hour of this... my team wins by 400... thank you...
bender	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 4:37 PM well needless to say you better hope your goalie is online
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 4:43 PM oh man, that would be hilarious to see in real life
AgentMGD	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 4:51 PM welcome back to dmusic football(soccer to the yanks)classic - and just2ska has called "heads" to start the game. just look at the crowd - free beer in stands today! there's going to be rowdy fight after today's match
moam	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 6:05 PM punches agentmgd in the face And I'm the freak to start the RIOT!!!!!!!!
Snoogans775	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 6:11 PM snoogans runs by naked
leplume	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 6:37 PM leplume A what have i just joined?
victorsskull	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 7:00 PM erm ok
Alexsy	Date: August 2, 2005 @ 11:03 PM throws chair
jd2theog	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 12:28 AM throws chair back also sprays Alexsy w/ beer hits moam in the neck with blo-dart,and yells(dont punch a woman) moons leplume and sits back down...
LostYears	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 1:43 AM i agree this would b a little better suited to the chatroom
just2ska	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 11:58 AM injures server
DeadraveN	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 12:12 PM powerbombs waterboy bow through the table ha HA!
AgentMGD	Date: August 3, 2005 @ 1:31 PM punches agentmgd in the face DAMN IT, MOAM!!! this is agent mgd and say "hello" to my little friend!
Alecs	Date: August 4, 2005 @ 10:18 PM juggles ball in background while beer spraying and wrestling occurs
vladb	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 8:21 AM slowly shakes head and looks for the light switch
sinai	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 8:25 AM waits beside a nearby music equipment joint for the soccer riot and looting to begin
iOrbit	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 8:39 AM It's called football though
DaveWL	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 9:06 AM Goalkeeper Sinai1 comes for a cross, under pressure he elects to punch the ball to safety rather than catch it. Yes Sinai1 has always been well known for his fisting
AgentMGD	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 1:39 PM kicking ass all over the football field
sinai	Date: August 5, 2005 @ 2:01 PM has been issued a yellow card for flirting with the refs
orgasmotron	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 2:51 AM is sitting on the sidelines in a lazy boy armchair smoking a phatty and laughing at everyone running around in short-shorts
egac	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 3:13 AM text-bsed soccer crazy idea wtf
Alecs	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 9:06 AM still juggles ball while hot ladies swarm from all sides
AgentMGD	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 9:46 AM new on video and dvd - "when football fans go wild!"
DeadraveN	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 10:28 AM tackles Dhoomspic,... then procedes to powerbomb his well
BOWILLIE	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 10:50 AM bow gets up..brushes off shirt..pisses in water cooler..serves to players.
Alecs	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 2:27 PM distracts deadraven with pizza and steals all his money
orgasmotron	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 2:41 PM reaches into his backpack and pulls out a giant bong, screams out "who wants to session?" and offers the hoses to all who want them suddenly a dea helicopter flies through the sky though and mecha-drug-enforcement agents with laser beams descend on jetpacks. a heated battle ensues
AgentMGD	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 3:17 PM without anyone noticing, secret agent mgd escapes through an underground tunnel ...once again avoiding being captured
Alecs	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 3:32 PM continues to steal things from deadraven
orgasmotron	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 3:48 PM with the entire dea ninja robotic task force laid to waste, orgasmotron calmly sits back down to watch the soccer game continue
psypig	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 3:52 PM wanders through this thread with a look of vague bemusement on his face then exits through the nearest window
DeadraveN	Date: August 6, 2005 @ 4:11 PM Ha!! That's Monopoly Money Dhoomsy!! I'm flat broke!! finishes pizza and head-butts Dhoomspic Who's Next?!
AgentMGD	Date: August 7, 2005 @ 12:33 PM what soccer game?
Alecs	Date: August 7, 2005 @ 1:52 PM eats deadraven's intestines mmmm, anchovies!
DigWeed	Date: August 7, 2005 @ 2:01 PM farts
AgentMGD	Date: August 7, 2005 @ 7:16 PM eats deadraven's intestines mmmm, anchovies! that was soooo gross!
DeadraveN	Date: August 8, 2005 @ 12:18 AM ha! No Intestines either!! those WERE anchovies!! passes the ball to AgentMGD
AgentMGD	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 9:35 AM that was still gross passes the ball back to Deadraven who passes the ball to leplume
AgentMGD	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 9:36 AM hey, i don't think that was a ball ...it's someone's head!
BOWILLIE	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 9:37 AM
Alecs	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 9:55 AM steals from leplume AgentMGD, I've got some appendix left for ya
DeadraveN	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 10:30 AM ball explodes, sending dhoomsy back to purgatory ah,... that was fun... anyone for a half time show?
moam	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 12:23 PM I turned an organized shitty virtual soccer game into a chaotic kill fest I am a genius kicks DeadraveN's face and then stabs him in the jaw with a butter knife Who's next
DaveWL	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 12:28 PM The professional foul is an ugly sight in soccer.
AgentMGD	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 12:50 PM AgentMGD, I've got some appendix left for ya ewwwwww there goes my brunch in the announcer's box
Alecs	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 12:52 PM It's quite good with ranch dressing, actually!
DeadraveN	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 8:47 PM Dammit moam!! that was my favorite jaw...
AgentMGD	Date: August 9, 2005 @ 8:51 PM punches Dhooms for making agent sick to her stomach
psypig	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 4:13 AM stands on his own, rocking gently and muttering to himself
DeadraveN	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 7:56 AM staggers past psypig, accidently splashing him with blood while withdrawing moam's butter knife...
AgentMGD	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 8:39 AM doing my best Charleston Heston impression it's a madhouse ...a madhouse!
Alecs	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 8:41 AM holds out bread DeadraveN spreads butter with moam's butter knife Thanks DeadraveN!
DeadraveN	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 8:42 AM No Prob, enjoy... (I'm pretty good at talking with a freshly stabbed jaw, huh?)
BOWILLIE	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 8:46 AM doctor bow rushes on field.. has to surgically remove soccer ball from mascots ass.. it was a nasty job..but needed done..
psypig	Date: August 10, 2005 @ 9:14 AM gazes down at his blood-splashed clothes Dude, that's my best t-shirt moves away from DeadraveN to avoid further splatter
moam	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 12:02 PM This is the most retarded thread I have ever made And because of shadowmom's request to raise a thread from the dead, I just couldn't resist Seriously though, I think I was wasted the morning I wrote this topic holy shit
ShadowMom	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 12:28 PM I'm sure when you sat and typed up all those rules, it seemed like a really good idea. And it turned into a hilarious thread!
8111	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 12:36 PM Can I drive the taco truck?
Wildy1	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 1:38 PM Is it too late to buy tickets to this match???
ShadowMom	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 1:54 PM Wear your hazmat suit, it's pretty messy
kingo	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 2:42 PM Beer?
AdNauseam	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 4:14 PM AdNauseam A.... You're goin' down, punks
LostYears	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 4:58 PM LY streaks out onto the field Sparks in hand, everything else... well... liberated. steals the ball from who ever had it and shoots on goal
Israfel	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 5:28 PM A naked man stealing a ball. Now there is something you don't see everyday here at DM.
ShadowMom	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 5:31 PM You spend enough time here, and you'll see everything.
LostYears	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 6:06 PM ladies, ladies... take a ticket please
Israfel	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 6:07 PM sets up Binoculars for Sale Sign There may be money to be made here!
celtaidd	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 6:42 PM Its NOT Soccer, you don't "catch" a pass (unless you're a goalie in your own box) (no smarmy comments thank you)You don't steal the ball, unless you're a thief. You don't intercept the ball, you intercept a pass. I don't know, you give these new worlders a bit of land in the Americas and they think they own the place
LostYears	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 6:50 PM u just jealous cause ur on the wrong side of the pond u can take a ticket too if it would make u feel better
evansorchid	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:01 PM Christ, how did I miss this?
hate9wicket	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:02 PM Gold Cup is on! GO USA! Hope the Guatamalan fans kept the batteries at home!
moam	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:07 PM kicks soccer ball at Israfel's face
celtaidd	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:33 PM Hope the Guatamalan fans kept the batteries at home!
tracy	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:37 PM does someone else wanna play tennis instead?
evansorchid	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:44 PM This is starting to turn into a round of dodgeball.
celtaidd	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 7:51 PM How about......................Rugby? Or............................Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
hate9wicket	Date: June 7, 2007 @ 8:05 PM Irish Football! You can dribble, Kick, run with the ball, lateral....you got it all baby! Just no touchdown Hail Mary forward passes like in Americay.

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