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3 Inches Who Agrees!?

saetan	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:41 AM The average size of a fully grown males penis is approximately three inches when fully, intensly, blood fillingly erect. Am I right? Or am I the only one with a three inch wang?
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:45 AM 3, really? you sure? eat some more veggies maybe i think it should be 4 at least, honestly
saetan	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:47 AM So that means you are not with me... thats cool thats cool. Some are more gifted than others.
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:48 AM i have never actually gone to the lengths of measuring, but im pretty sure its more than 3
onewhodreams	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:48 AM Well Mr.Cryss I did some research for you and unfortunately the results are... the "average" size of a man's penis is approx. 6 inches. So... I suppose you fall just a bit short.
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:48 AM its the quality not the quantity... lol so i keep tellin myself
saetan	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:49 AM Well the quality isn't there either, and I'm starting to regret posting this...
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:50 AM 6 omg what the hell, what are these people taking, i can't control mine at its current size and these people have 6inches on them... goodness me that is crazy, they must be making use of some sort of clippers
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:50 AM
onewhodreams	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:50 AM @ Sham
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:50 AM 6 is average, so it must go upto like 12 or something that is freaky
saetan	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:51 AM Yea come on, 6 inches, where did you get that guiness world records?
saetan	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:53 AM ShamProd are you Amish? I know its forbiddin to be on a computer if you are... but maybe you got booted from your colony cause of your 4inch massacre device?
onewhodreams	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:55 AM Well, just google it... you'll find plenty of sites.
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:03 AM who said i have a 4inch "massacre device" i said nothing about me and 4 inches... aa hell this is internet i can lie... im a 6.... oh yes thats rite ladies a solid 6, got the quality as well as the quantity, buy one get one free... note to self "not selling vegetables"
shadowself	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:11 AM There's nothing wrong with my three inches. Some girls like it that thick.
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:52 AM It’s only this long but…… it’s thisObig around -------------------------
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:54 AM a perfectly good joke shot to Hell........ Damn……… I hate it when that happens…
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 3:06 AM Very kewl..... production is much better on this piece..... composed and performed well.... Good Job........
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 3:07 AM Never Mind..........
kyodylee	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 3:14 AM You'll just have to use your imagination here: http://ratemyschlong.com
hantu	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 4:00 AM ... you ok there Gene?
wailingmiserere	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 6:42 AM I heard that apparently you can tell the approximate size of a man's penis from his fingers... if the ring finger is the same size as the index finger it's of average size, if the ring finger is shorter or longer then it's below or above average size, respectively....
DeadraveN	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:06 AM damn.... ~jealous of saetan~
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:10 AM One of those fucking days Brother......... coming out of the weeds picking off tics........
Intergalacti...	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:16 AM Hmm willies have always made interesting conversation don't ya think?
victorsskull	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:21 AM ok then lovely convsation we are having here
DeadraveN	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:27 AM alright, just made the rounds through the forums...wtf? is it official dick day here at dm? waaaaaayyyyyyyy too many penis references in the forums today... I blame you saetan.
zedsalt	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:31 AM If figure that since I'm just over half again the average, and just over half the length of the largest one I've seen measured in a movie, I can be confident, but I have to keep in mind that the REAL bragging rights belong to some other gents.
victorsskull	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 11:33 AM eh mine does what it needs to do and is longer the 3 inches thank god
kingo	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:05 PM It's supposed to have length???
K3VIN	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 1:11 PM Lol.. I was reading a forum, or song comment page on dmusic, and someone said the average size varies from 5 and a half to 6 and a quarter
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:00 PM That's why blondes can't tell distance - they've been told their whole live that 4 inches was a foot.....
leplume	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:04 PM You see this is what we women will never understand.. you guys will always sit around comparing length... we wish you would actually talk about what you need to do with it!
TheDarkness	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:07 PM http://images2.dmusic.com/users/r/h/t/rhthesinner/45852.jpg So - which one are you?
onewhodreams	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:13 PM HAHAHA oh man...
evansorchid	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 2:26 PM I think I'm the prickly pear.
lookin4romeo	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 3:48 PM OMG....you guys are just bad...
Jwilliams	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 4:07 PM you guys are too funny,, every man knows that his wang is the most important thing in his life,,it controls you every thought and action. its just natural,,and where do i stand on yer little chart,,,lets just say im big,,long and juicy,,, ladies look out!
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 4:32 PM Two heads are better than one...... I can bury one and still look around to see how marvelous life can be......... That's what I says - when I says it.......
Alecs	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 4:48 PM i refuse to check I need neither A) A larger ego or B) More reason to buy a Hummer
K3VIN	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 4:49 PM Rh im the black note?!!?!?!
shadowself	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 7:03 PM Rh - you could make some sort of "tulips on your organ" joke from that pic.
hate9wicket	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 9:53 PM I think I agree with Gene on this one, I'd rather see what effect it has unseen then seen/unseen/seen/unseen...etc. , than where it happens to land on a yard stick, I mean ruler.
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:09 PM Hey what's better than Roses on the piano ............? Tulips………………… on your organ
BOWILLIE	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:10 PM im tired of draggin mine around..
K3VIN	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:10 PM LMAO,
LcParadox	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:13 PM U know what they say about black people! And I am the blackest! I wont brag though!
GeneHilbert	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:17 PM Well No!......... What do they say.........?
TheDarkness	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:17 PM @ joke! One of my nicknames at school was Hammond organ...
LcParadox	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:23 PM They say once u go LC u end up in the wheel chair! They jus cant handle da gnagstaness! I dont wanna brag but I am packing like an eleohant!
K3VIN	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:25 PM eew.. so ur saying ur all wrinkley.. and o god..
BOWILLIE	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:27 PM
LcParadox	Date: September 20, 2005 @ 10:36 PM No K46vin it means I am huge man! it gets the job done! Evne does house work n the spare time!
DeadraveN	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:04 AM Leplume, what do you mean? what are we supposed to do with them?
BOWILLIE	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:06 AM like..slap it against a wall or something?
hantu	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:36 AM baseball
leplume	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 8:26 AM see what I mean? Not a clue... although LcParadox has the right idea if his can actually do the housework!
zedsalt	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:12 PM I can flip a wet towel over my shoulder with mine. Not only is that NOT a particularly valuable skill, I've done it far too much. Now, I have to work hard at not getting hard whenever it rains. I picture myself in a threeway with Eleanor Roosevelt and Ernest Borgnine, and if that's not enough, I mentally switch spots with Eleanor for the middle.
GeneHilbert	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:17 PM The flip side to this is for that Halloween party - go naked wearing only roller skates – you’d be the only pull-toy in the room........
hantu	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:21 PM ...... i wonder if i can balance a coke bottle with coke inside, and then pour some into a glass... rite at least i have a project to work on for next month
leplume	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:54 PM well, you'll have to take pictures of that!
hantu	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 12:59 PM excuuuuse me... all at the same time... i think im gonna have to cancel all my appoinments for this... anything else you want me to do? fry an egg at the same time perhaps?
GeneHilbert	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 1:39 PM Tie a ladle to your unit and station yourself by the punch bowl..... You'll be all the rage......
DeadraveN	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 1:45 PM sometimes I like to use mine to help emphasize the moves to the song "the wheels on the bus"...
victorsskull	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 1:57 PM mine can put out forest fires :fire: top that bitches
K3VIN	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 4:56 PM mine can pleasure females!! CAN U TOP THAT!?!
LcParadox	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 7:08 PM It can let me piss and if I am lucky it lets me out the house! It so big it dominates me man! The curse to me but the cure to women!
Alecs	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 7:19 PM if anyone asks if i'm a girl or guy, I give them a very definite answer
TheDarkness	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 7:23 PM " Dear Penis, I don't I like you anymore You used to watch me shave Now all u do is at the floor Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore It used to be you and me, A paper towel and a dirty magazine That's all we needed to get by Now it seems things have changed I that you're the one to blame Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore ..."
BOWILLIE	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 7:24 PM what..pull out a boob?
DeadraveN	Date: September 21, 2005 @ 9:51 PM y'know they say that the size a man claims is inversly proportional to the size he is... heheh, read that somewhere... I think there's a few in this forum that need to go out and buy a fancy car or two...
zedsalt	Date: September 22, 2005 @ 12:12 PM I used to work at a table surrounded by mostly women. When a car crossing a nearby highway squealed its tires, one of them giggled, then explained that she had read that men obsessed with their hot cars were making up for "um...other shortcomings" (looking toward her lap). I pointed out to all the gals at the table that I was driving a big grocery getter of a station wagon with fake wood side panels- possibly the least stylish, most utilitarian vehicle in the world.
BOWILLIE	Date: September 22, 2005 @ 12:15 PM in that case i must have a humvee. had a few tunes hummed on mine..lol..
GeneHilbert	Date: September 22, 2005 @ 12:36 PM LOL....... Nothing Like a Hummer........
evansorchid	Date: September 22, 2005 @ 2:20 PM So much for me and my Malibu.
K3VIN	Date: September 22, 2005 @ 3:18 PM 8===D ~ ~ ~ ~
GeneHilbert	Date: September 22, 2005 @ 3:19 PM Oh no you can recieve and hummer in a Malibu......... I got one in a Pontiac
AgentMGD	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 10:51 AM i know a guys who have 14.2 and 11 inch size respectfully ...yes i have seen them for myself ...no it's not a plastic job however my fiance sports a 7inch size
GeneHilbert	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 11:33 AM floppy or hard drive.......?
zedsalt	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 12:12 PM I saw John Holmes floppy in a movie once. That sometimes monstrous appendage was smaller than my thumb. Not everything goes better with coke.
GeneHilbert	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 12:17 PM LOL
K3VIN	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 12:50 PM lolllllllllllll
BOWILLIE	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 2:59 PM
Intergalacti...	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 3:05 PM Mine dances to the waltz
MickeyBreezy	Date: September 25, 2005 @ 11:56 PM shadowself...dont feel bad man, u may not hit the back, but u gonna tear them sides up.
Alecs	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 4:51 PM lol yeeeea!
jd2theog	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 4:19 AM LC...take it ez on ya girl she's gona use that stuff someday.. Fact is guys.. most girls dont like a huge.... you can go to deep...This is true. sluty girls do infact need more so it depends on the I know mine is like the size of a extra arm...Its what I use 2 do my push ups.. average size is 6.0inches/or unit size. some chick's like oral more...its the only way they can reach if done right she should look like this...
jd2theog	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 4:31 AM Also the ring finger,index finger could be correct. what about feet,arms,nose,and ears??? The car thing??I dont buy this one..I like have'n a nice unit..and driving one too.
AgentMGD	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 11:07 AM floppy or hard drive.......? forgot to reply to Gene's question - they're the same size floppy or hard.
aflunky	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:07 PM Anybody have names for their Unit. I call mine Mr. Peter-wagon.
shadowself	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:11 PM Throckmorton.
GeneHilbert	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:14 PM Ahh..... we have a weinner......
GeneHilbert	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:16 PM OK, ok, with the names - but who in your connected family does the thinking?
jd2theog	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 3:06 AM ...just "my unit"
hantu	Date: June 9, 2007 @ 10:50 AM I think mine is shrinking
vladb	Date: June 9, 2007 @ 6:21 PM I've got six inches forward & five inches back. I've got an angry inch...