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MindSculpture	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 7:24 PM
imemine	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 8:31 PM Halaka is NOT Halaka----well that really depends what IS----IS------‘cause see and that, you see, know what I’m sayin’ some one once called him---if that’s the “HIM” you was talkings ‘bout called that dude Kingo but there are others that know him (HIM) as Fred. I even know two people that call him Joe and this ---like this really freaky dude that carries a squid in his pocket at all times calls him Todd which is like REALLY just like wrong. All I knows is that his FREAKIN’ poodle left a package in my yard and I am going----NO---I mean I GOING-----to get that son of a bitch for that one! Yep, he’s Halaka!
Alecs	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 10:03 PM how can we know that anything is anything?
imemine	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 10:07 PM EXACTLY JIM! EXACTLY!
GeneHilbert	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 10:44 PM Esoteric to Esoteric
imemine	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 10:56 PM My fathers name was Jim but his friends called him Bob. I just called him Dad.
Snoogans775	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 11:00 PM I called him Jorb. I call people on the phone as well.
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 3, 2005 @ 11:26 PM if u leave a bicycle pump outdoors overnight...next question
leplume	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:14 AM Halaka is a state of mind. If we all get in our happy places we can all achieve ultimate Halaka. This effect can also be achieved by ingesting large quantities of hallucinagenics or by hitting yourself in the head with a three and a half foot long piece of PVC for exactly 22.3 minutes. If you do it for 22.4 minutes, you become Imemine...and thats a whole new experience altogether. One that not many people have survived!
Snoogans775	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:23 AM I achieved Imemine for 3 minutes once. I woke up half-way between Modesto and Fresno, with a horrible pain in my anus.
leplume	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:24 AM
imemine	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:26 AM I don't remember that!
Snoogans775	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:30 AM I don't even want to discuss what happened when I drank a half bottle of NyQuil and started listening to Mind Sculpture, suffice to say I still smell like prune juice.
shadowself	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 1:14 AM my dog has no nose.
zedsalt	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 11:58 AM Halaka is neither Halaka in the larger sense, nor Haggadah, nor Haggen Daz. I'm not sure if I spelled any of that correctly. I have Shadowself's dog's nose. This was the tragic result of a game of "Got Your Nose" gone horribly wrong. That critter is remarkably docile. Anyway, note me with a snailmail address, and I'll mail the nose ASAP.
DaveWL	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:19 PM Somebody needs to set this up - If Shadowself's dog has no nose then how does he smell?
shadowself	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:24 PM How does a dog get the neighborhood news? Through its nose! Of all a dog's senses, its sense of smell is the most highly developed. Dogs have about 25 times more olfactory (smell) receptors than humans do. These receptors occur in special sniffing cells deep in a dog's snout and are what allow a dog to "out-smell" humans. Dogs can sense odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can. They can detect one drop of blood in five quarts of water! Sniffing the bare sidewalk may seem crazy, but it yields a wealth of information to your dog, whether it's the scent of the poodle next door or a whiff of the bacon sandwich someone dropped last week. When a dog breathes normally, air doesn't pass directly over the smell receptors. But when the dog takes a deep sniff, the air travels all the way to the smell receptors, near the back of the dog's snout. So for a dog, sniffing is a big part of smelling. Wild canines rely on smell for hunting. They also use smell to decode scent messages left by other animals -- friend or foe, predator or prey. A wild canine's sense of smell is especially important in habitats where seeing prey is difficult such as the thick underbrush of forests. A dog can sniff out all sorts of smells that human noses miss. Because of this keen sense of smell, we can train them for jobs such as tracking, rescue, or drug and bomb detection and to detect a wide variety of specific scents, such as drugs, fruits or the feces of particular animals. Dogs that make a living by sniffing are trained to alert their handlers to the presence of these things by pawing, barking, or in the case of something dangerous, sitting quietly. They are trained by the promise of a favorite toy or play time each time they successfully sniff out the target scent. But all of this does not apply to my dog, as he has no nose.
SimonWaldram	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:26 PM Like the rotting intestines of a thousand dead camels, baking and festering underneath the deserts midday sun.
DaveWL	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 12:45 PM Maybe it's worth trying to set this up one more time... If Shadowself's dog has no nose then how does he smell?
shadowself	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 1:51 PM Awful.
evansorchid	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 2:28 PM Confucius says : A hollow potato still has many eyes.
madhog	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 3:57 PM More than He. It's a few He's and a scattering of Satellites that might be both He's and Ho's. Of course, if you listen closely, you can probably hear that much. I mean, one He can't possibly be all those other He's in one big HePile, right? Hope you still like it. Now I smell ham. You know, one thing you just DON'T do in my vicinity is open up a can of nice smelling ham and not offer up a freaking slice or three to a officemate.
kingo	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 4:31 PM Oh now for fuck's sake. What a can of worms, here, flagstank. You want me to make these guys change my nickname-handlebar-hangus-thing to Kingo, so it says KINGO, instead of saying Halaka, which is what confuses everyone in the first place? HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOUFUCKING WANT. Okay you CAUGHT ME OUT, I'm trying to take credit for ALL OF OUR EVERYTHING HALAKA EVER DID. SEE??? I AM ACTUALLY JUST THE FUCKING TRIANGLE PLAYER AND YOU'VE FUCKING CALLED ME ON IT NOW IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I ADMIT IT, MADHOG ACTUALLY DOES EVERYTHING, EXCEPT WHAT SACKY DOES, AND FANCH PLAYS CHECKERS WHILE i HIT THE FUCKING TRIANGLE, AND CAPITALIZE ALL MY SHIT, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MICROPHONE WHEN I DO IT. I'm such a. Oh. I.
evansorchid	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 7:01 PM And that wonderful message was brought to us by the same crank who started the whiney-ass forum. Maybe we could all pitch in and buy him a string to dangle his triangle from. Hmmmm.
kingo	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 7:07 PM F U, YOU ARE A BIRDS.
Snoogans775	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 8:01 PM Br-KAH!
fanch-t	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 8:56 PM i'm quitting halaka to go solo. my solo project is called halaka. you can check it out at halaka.dmusic.com
kingo	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:05 PM SHOEVE THIS UP YOUR FREAKING PLAQUEBLASTER, ALBUQUERQUE!!!
GeneHilbert	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:10 PM I'm sensing a case of inflamed Halaka
fanch-t	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:13 PM what kingo won't tell you, well... what nobody will tell you is that kingo's been out of the group for like 5 years now. we fired him after he stole all the ham shaped decorative soaps from the community toilet supply closet.
hate9wicket	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 9:20 PM ?
furiousBall	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 10:00 PM I swear to fucking god, my Golden Retriever had fish and shit for dinner, his breath is unsane.
furiousBall	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 10:03 PM the fucking center of the universe" id="163741">holy...this is like... the fucking center of the universe
imemine	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 10:34 PM i'm quitting halaka to go solo too. screw this. Talk is cheap and I have but a peanut!
Snoogans775	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 12:19 AM I'm quitting the peanut business to go solo too, I can always talk to the "mister" on his private line anyways!
TameasDust	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 1:31 AM another fight advertisement
kingo	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 8:21 AM what's a fight advertisement?
sinai	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 8:25 AM its when a bad comedy troupe does a song about and says nothing but for 3 minutes, and an entire country finds it somehow funny.
kingo	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 8:48 AM Wow. I think what you just said was blasphemy.
moam	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 12:40 PM The "Halaka" that you all know of is really MOAM... MOAM cut off Halakas skin and is now disguising himself in it
kingo	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 1:10 PM And here I am walking around with all my guts hanging out.
GeneHilbert	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 1:22 PM well..... I'll keep an eye out for ya.......
evansorchid	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 1:58 PM It's human nature to tear down our heroes. It's time to rise above us small fries and become the spud we can all look up to.
kingo	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 3:40 PM I already rose so high above everything all I could see was stars and ketchup.
hate9wicket	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 3:46 PM It's just not the same without the paper baggery goodness and stuff. However, the cylopian eye thingy is tripping me out,, where is it, waiting, oh so patiently...There it is! Where'd it go?
evansorchid	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 4:08 PM Living in my own private Idaho.
madhog	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 1:03 PM CNN BREAKING NEWS: I AM ACTUALLY HALAKA. FOX NEWS ALERT: CNN IS REPORTING THAT I AM ACTUALLY HALAKA. MSNBC NEWS IS BROKENED IMMEDIATE REPORTING FUNCTION: CNN AND FOX NEWS ARE REPORTING THAT EACH OF THEIR RESPECTIVE ORGANIZATIONS IS SAYING THAT I AM ACTUALLY HALAKA. PBS NEWSHOUR YELLING HEADLINE FEATURE: EVERYONE ELSE MAKES MONEY, BUT WE ARE ALSO REPORTING THAT HALAKA IS ACTUALLY I, AND KINGO, AND FANCH, AND SACKY, AND OTHER UNNAMED INDIVIDUALS WHO REFUSE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH TRASH.
furiousBall	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 1:07 PM madhog, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Intergalacti...	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 1:15 PM i call him PVC MAN, saviour of the planet
K3VIN	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 1:16 PM Halaka is the paper bag princess in disguise
madhog	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 1:32 PM If I was a tree I would be a beobab. Beobab's live in cool places, and I wish I could live in a cool place too.
madhog	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 1:40 PM I think at some point we're gonna have to do a rap thing just for you, K3VIN. And believe me, you'll find out just how ugly a princess made of paper bags can be. Whoa. You know what would rock? You could write us the rap you want us to do and we could do it.. put it to music and stuff and uh.. rap it. Rap it like cellophane. Rap it like a gift for your sister, man. Bring out the anger hate train, we are wack and on the attack!! What do you think about my skillz, dog?
GeneHilbert	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 2:33 PM pat.. pat.. pat on the head....
sackyjamboree	Date: October 8, 2005 @ 4:31 AM That fucking animated potato is making me nervous.

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