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moam	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:20 AM 1) you opened your freezer to get icecream and saw a human head sitting there? 2) you got up in the morning and started getting dressed for the day and you see a human head caught in your left pant leg? 3) you noticed a soccer game going on but instead of a soccer ball that is being kicked around, it was a human head? 4) when you were combing your hair in the morning, a human head falls out of your hair? 5) you got pulled over by a cop on the side of the road and he asks you for your liscence but when you pull out your wallet to remove your liscence, you find a human head instead? Deep thoughts...
lookin4romeo	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:31 AM 1.I would contemplate eating it.... 2.I would wonder whose the hell it was and how it got in my pants.. 3.I would cheer the winning team on. 4.out of my hair...thats a little far fetched...but I would probably throw it in the trash and move along with the day.. 5.I would hand it to the cop and see what he had to say about it being there....
moam	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:34 AM Oh my fucking god, these will be the most hilarious answers EVER Let's keep 'em coming I was having this huge questionaire at my work today at the movie theatre and I got some friggin' hilarious answers
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:36 AM u got sum kinda human head fetish or sumthin....THE FUCK!!!
moam	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:37 AM Yes I do Now answer the questions!
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:41 AM 1. put it in a bowl, n give it 2 my mom w/ a spoon. 2. kick it across the room, cuz i dont look in my pant legs. 3. prolly thought it was a joke or sumthin. 4. i got alot of hair, so n.e.things possible. 5. prolly nothin, cuz no1's head is small enuff 2 fit in a wallet.
leplume	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:49 AM 1. eh, like that hasn't happened before. 2. I'd think really hard "where the hell was I last night" then put it in the freezer with the rest of them. 3. since the likelihood of me actually noticing a soccer game is slight at best, I'd probably think they just made up some cool new rules! 4. I'd switch to the stronger anti-dandruff shampoo, and then put it in the freezer with the rest of them. 5. I'd scream and pretend I didnt know how it got there convincing the cop that 1. I really didnt know and 2. to just let me off with a warning. Then I'd go home and put it in the freezer!
popdem	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:54 AM 1)be angry 2)be really disgusted and then angry 3)be confused then laugh when they broke their ankles because a head weighs too much to play soccer with 4)search my head to find how it possibly could have been in my hair and then been disgusted... and then angry 5)i would be angry then go to jail and be more angry
GeneHilbert	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 12:59 AM 1. Wonder if this is Waldo....? 2. I ware shorts around the house - and those are the first thing I put on in the morning. So this isn't really applicable. 3. Rolling heads gather no moss. And of course the winning team would be up by a nose. 4. Dumb.... not applicable..... I had the goiter remove years ago. 5. Finally realize what's been biting my ass these many miles.
onewhodreams	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 1:51 AM 1) you opened your freezer to get icecream and saw a human head sitting there? Well, it would probably be like a movie scene and I would freak out and slam the freezer door shut... but only for a second. Then... I would slowly open it up again and wonder how the heck that head got in there?!?! Then, I would probably call someone 'cuz there is no way in the world I would touch that thing! 2) you got up in the morning and started getting dressed for the day and you see a human head caught in your left pant leg? Repeat above actions except not put pants on and run... 3) you noticed a soccer game going on but instead of a soccer ball that is being kicked around, it was a human head? I would probably do nothing.... unless... that human head was moam's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4) when you were combing your hair in the morning, a human head falls out of your hair? This is a hilarious question! 5) you got pulled over by a cop on the side of the road and he asks you for your liscence but when you pull out your wallet to remove your liscence, you find a human head instead? Haha.... Human Heads Rock!
saetan	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 2:15 AM 1.) I'd probably pull it out and do reverse oral satisfaction on myself by stabbing it from the throat in the cut of the neck, and giggle at the action of a wank popping out of the wide open mouth. 2.) I'd rub my rugged beard, and say "whoa I must've been totally wasted last night, forgot to put this back in the freezer" 3.) Yell at my brother who is playing soccer and say "I said never touch the head! Son of a bitch. You better not wreck Sally, be careful her jaw is really fragile! Trust me its a bitch to pop back in!!!" 4.) I'd probably say "Holy shit, I need some exorcism, now I'm seeing shit, first in my pant leg, now this? What next she appear in my wallet or something?" 5.) "HOLY FUCK OFFICER I NEED A PRIEST! I'm possessed, I killed this bitch a few weeks ago and now she is haunting me! I"M GONNA DIE I DON"T WANNA DIE" and he'd say "There is a church two miles that way son. Drive careful"
leplume	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 2:17 AM
moam	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 2:24 AM Well said Cryss
pog	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 5:47 AM 1) Move the human head so that I can get to my icecream. 2) Remove human head, declairing loudly.... "I don't remember putting that there", then go and get some icecream. 3) Declair quietly "Well, that's odd", and order some icecream. 4) Think to myself that I need to have a haircut...on the way to get some more icecream. 5) Tell the officer "Honestly, I normally keep it in the freezer, beside the icecream... do YOU like icecream ?"
TameasDust	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 6:03 AM I take it you need to explain away a human head that just happens to be laying around ... and you live where per say?
MindSculpture	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 7:45 AM 1) depends...is it a vanilla flavoured head? 2)Excellent - what a bonus! 3)Have you never watched a Celtic Rangers game? They quite often kick human heads around! 4)I would say " these new 3d licences are amazing aren't they officer?" Bit obsessed with the ol' head thing eh moam?
shadowself	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 8:44 AM I wish I had a human head. (
shadowself	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 8:44 AM Wow, that was messy.
deerok	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 9:02 AM 1. call the cops 2. put on a pair of shorts 3. go look for a football game 4. start taking rogaine 5. high speed chase
BOWILLIE	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 9:43 AM 1..i would say thanks for the icecream moamer.. 2..i would freak out thinking one of my nuts fell off 3..as long as the head wasnt mine..i would be fine 4..i would apologise to the group of fairies that live in my hair. i would never do drugs again...
hantu	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 9:44 AM 1) Put it in an air-tight plastic bag 2) find the reciept 3) Look close to see if i know the famous head 4) see how many more i can get out of me head... then go and put them in air-tight plastic bags and put em in me fridge. 5) slowly hold the head upsidedown towards the officer and kindly ask him "want a lick?" ... if he replies "no thankyou i just ate" .. i will be so kind to put the head into a air-tight plastic bag and advise him to put it in the fridge when he gets home.
zedsalt	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 11:42 AM 1) I'd think, "Isn't that just like me? To go out and get a fresh one, when I already have one in the freezer?" 2) It would be another instance when I'm pleased to have decided not to cover my ugly lineoleum with carpet. 3) I'd be happy to see the revival of a grand old Central American tradition, hope it was a DEA agent. 4) I'd think, "What an odd role reversal; when I comb my hair in the morning, it's usually hair that falls out of a human head". 5) I'd probably just smile sheepishly and go about my business; that's what I usually do when something inappropriate comes out of my pocket at an inopportune moment.
IndigoGirl	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 1:58 PM 1) Offer it some. 2) Yell at my sister to tell her to stop borrowing my clothes for her nights out. 3) Join in. 4) 'How drunk was I last night?' 5) Throw it at him and drive off very fast.
AgentMGD	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 2:02 PM 1)smile - it's probably my ex's head ...i wonder where i hid the other body parts 2)kick it across my bedroom 3)ask if i could make the "half-time" $1 million dollar GOL!!!!! 4)nothing ...use it as a hairpiece 5) "i don't know how my ex's head got there, officer, honestly i don't know..."
K3VIN	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 3:16 PM answer for all 5 "I didn't do it" or "Not my fault they made me mad "
orgasmotron	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 4:01 PM GENIUS! best questions ever! one) I only keep my heads in the fridge, the freezer might give them freezer burn. human flesh is delicate and you don't want to ruin the flavour. two) i wear some haggard ass tight pants, so it would have to be a very small head, possibly of the shrunken variety, or mayhaps an oompa loompa. in either case, contact ripley's believe it or not and roll in the dough. three) if i saw a bunch of people playing with a severed human head i think i would stay far, FAR away from them. four) thats just my style pops, back off. old people just don't understand us kids now adays... jeez. five) a flat paper-like sheaf of human head? i think i would be mostly confused. then try to use it to buy the police officer. tell him: "Send it to ripley's believe it or not! make bills!" peas out.
victorsskull	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 4:49 PM 1. baist it and set the oven forr 450 degrees 2. put it on the shelf and call it mr winkles 3. watch the game 4. stop using head and sholders shampoo 5. I would put my car in gear and make a run for it
Alecs	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 4:51 PM 1) put plenty of chocolate sauce on it before eating it 2) put a chain on it and pop it in the belt loop 3) Get some ice cream 4) Pull out the weed I keep in it 5) Ask the cop to look away while I put the head back on the body in the trunk
K3VIN	Date: October 17, 2005 @ 4:54 PM 4. stop using head and sholders shampoo lmao thats a good punchline answer

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