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i HATE nascar!!!!!!

Alstroph	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 10:44 AM I can't imagine/concieve of watching cars go around and around a fvcking track AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN! "Look! there it goes! It was just there a minute ago! Hey, there is that other car! And the other one!" What the hell! Please...if anyone can tell me some sort of secret to watching it? Like...do you run around really fast for three hours and hit yourself in the face with a frying pan while watching childrens shows so that you have NO brain cells left and ANYTHING is interesting in comparison (to the kids show)? WHY NASCAR!? WHAT MAKES IT SOMETHING THAT ANYONE WILL WATCH??!! TELL ME! HATE, the Minister of Scissors
jimbobber1985	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 11:16 AM yeh whats the deal witht that???
kingo	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 12:29 PM car go zoom
K3VIN	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 12:55 PM yea jesus turn right for once
victorsskull	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 12:57 PM dam left handed people
snotjello	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 1:04 PM I think you have to combine Skoal, Budweiser, an "RIP Dale Earnhardt" shirt with the sleeves torn off, and backstage passes to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to get in the right mindset. Yeeha.
K3VIN	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 1:07 PM same with golf.. how the hell can u watch golf... ooo nice hit oo look the camera is having trouble followig it oo its dropping.. wow it hit grass... wow.. next person well see this guy 20 minutes later after everyone else goes.. its not even a sport, they should at least walk to the other holes not take golf carts get some leg exercise..
Alstroph	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 2:37 PM amen. you know, nascar has crashes and people die and sh1t and NOBODIES ALOUD TO USE A FVCKING MACHINE GUN!?? why the hell not? People die and get hurt anyway! How about rubber bullets?
jimbobber1985	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 2:39 PM AND RNADOM EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Alstroph	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 3:03 PM yeah! land mines! just throw them out on the track and the whole thing'll be over in several minutes.
hate9wicket	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 8:28 PM If you really wanted to make car races interesting, I say combine long range driving (golf) with it. Extra points if you hit a car, lose points if it bounces back onto the infield. Mega points if the ball causes the driver(car) to lose control and create a chain reaction domino effect crash... that I would watch.
shadowself	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 8:31 PM No no no no no. Come on... think! DRUNK NASCAR! Just TRY to tell me you would not watch that.
hate9wicket	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 8:34 PM Oh hell yeah, good idea, a shot for every tire changed, a beer for every re-fuel.
pangtera	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 8:59 PM Yay, finally people who share my views on America's absurdities.
GeneHilbert	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 9:25 PM I also think polo is stupid, as well as cricket, fox hunting, pro basketball, rugby, and frog racing, fantasy fest nude body painting, soap carving, pasta art, tattoo’s on your dick, body piercing, and stuffing gerbils up your ass - but until you go and involve yourself in the culture you are only outside looking in. I think you can do and be involved in what you like as long you are not hurting anyone (gerbils included). To each there is his or her own..... Post script: pangtera views on America's absurdities..... Here a note from an American... Go Fuck Yourself...
K3VIN	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 9:37 PM tattoo’s on your dick, lmfao stuffing gerbils up your ass, south park serious though cricket is fun if you try it.. cept my ass couldnt survive one whole amtch that lasts like 14 years lol
jimbobber1985	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:19 AM cricket is the original gentlemans sport and i, sir, am an original gentleman
hate9wicket	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:51 AM Hey jimbobber! Is the term "tricky wicket" from cricket or croquet?
victorsskull	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:57 AM smashing cars is a mans sport lets rock bitch
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 12:52 PM i think smashing of cars is a little different than driving them in a circle really fast. I like the idea of smashing cars. I once had an idea for a game called "Razor Ball". The ball would be three feet around and wheigh 50 pounds. The field would be a mile long and half a mile wide. The rules would be to not brutally hurt anyone or kill anyone . The point of the game would be to get the ball into the goal. One would be able to do anything to the other players to keep them from getting the ball in the goal. There would be body armor to keep one from getting hurt.
Svensta	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 1:14 PM You are all thinking far too simple and base about this problem. We have crash-up derbies. You know who goes to those? NASCAR fans do. Drunken car races? Potential, but think about the pariah status this sport would have from an advertising standpoint. MADD alone could ruin the sport. No, you have to think outside the box. or rather, inside the XBox. Equip every stock-car with a driver-controlled, water-cooled, hood-mounted Browning .50 caliber squad automatic machine gun. Collect network royalties and subsidies from the television contracts.. No reason to thank me, I'm here for you.
AgentMGD	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 1:52 PM "WHAT MAKES IT SOMETHING THAT ANYONE WILL WATCH??!" don't have an answer however every July they pack the Chicagoland Speedway to watch the cars go zoom around the track under the hot hot sun
Israfel	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 2:04 PM Better yet, Svensta, equip everyone in the front row with the Browning .50 caliber squad automatic machine gun. Let's see just how fast those suckers can drive now!
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 2:15 PM or give everyone who comes to the speedway with a "I HATE NASCAR" T-Shirt on should get a Browning .50 caliber squad automatic machine gun and feel free to shoot at the cars.
jimbobber1985	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 2:31 PM hate9 i think the phrase "tricky wicket" is from cricket but it could be from croquet. Is it called a wicket in croquet? sounds a lot like "sticky wicket", which is definately from cricket. btw howd u get that name???
jimbobber1985	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 2:34 PM on the subject of NASCAR... they could have them things that they have at disney land where u put money in and u get to squirt the people on the ride with water. except in NASCAR u should be able to squirt napalm
EtherEclectic	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 2:43 PM for the driver i can see the oval track racing fun, especially sense its not as easy as it looks. those cars are unstable as hell and are often easily destroyed if not too careful, hense the large amount of deaths by nascar racing crashes! grill tape makes the cars go faster but too much will make the engine burn to pieces, the car has to be set for each individual track according to bank turn degrees and the temperature of the track etc. floor it around a turn and you are bound to eat the fence and possible wreck others! now from a watching stand point yes that could seem a bit boring! now formula-1 racing is cool!
BlackMage	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 3:32 PM "now formula-1 racing is cool!" I don't really know Nascar, but I prefer anything compared to those sunday drivers. Too many broadcasts have interfered with the actual tv-shows I've liked to watch. But then again... fuck professional sports anyway.
hate9wicket	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:15 PM Jimbobber! Sticky/tricky? Tricky wicket is croquet, when you don't have a shot at the hoop(wicket). My handle refers to the cursed backyard version, double diamond, rather than the elegent 6 double triangle set up for championship rules. I wouldn't mind seeing that on ESPN, in between Wimbledon Tennis and the Great Outdoor Games. Lord knows it is just as tedious as golf or billiards, just as much strategy as poker(which is one every channel, every hour, every day now) As far as racing, LOVE Rally racing, the driver has millaseconds to make turns, while his navigator is yelling out turn instructions while poring over the course map... all in zippy little cars like Citreon or Suburu.
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:18 PM xbox is fun with nascar tag i had a demo, what u do is someone is it and they drive backwards on the track and try to hit you, all 15 other peoiple gotta try and dodge if u get hit ur out or you can get repaired and be it to for manhunt tag style
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:18 PM Electronicjimbobber1985 Date: December 6, 2005 @ 2:34 PM on the subject of NASCAR... they could have them things that they have at disney land where u put money in and u get to squirt the people on the ride with water. except in NASCAR u should be able to squirt napalm lmao!!!
LostYears	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:26 PM nascar is a southern sport and in order to truely understand it u must have lived in the south, u see traffic down there moves so slow that they go to watch these races because they want to see what a car is supposed to do
pangtera	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 8:33 PM at GeneHilbert.
jimbobber1985	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 7:38 AM lol @ k3v, i for one would definately pay to see nascar tag!
Wildy1	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 9:09 AM Lost Years I'm with you...I love watching Nascar....My fav is #15 Micheal Waltrip
Alstroph	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 9:32 AM I think there should be something similar to the special olympics. "The Special NASCAR". See how THAT works out.
sinai	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 10:27 AM 'Tard Nascar... too fucking funny

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