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Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 5:55 PM Okay, okay. So there are two guys you see... and one has a missile and one has a box of baking soda. Who would win and why?
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 5:58 PM baking soda because missile dude doesnt know how to launch missile and baking soda guy happens to have a strong hook
shadowself	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 5:59 PM Win what?
BOWILLIE	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:00 PM macgiver knows..lol.
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:02 PM macgyver or w/e u mean
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:04 PM Okay K3vin you create a scenario.
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:06 PM w00t, ok ok, so bowillies avatar who do u think would win if they had their fire and water powers revoked?!
Funky-Foo-Ni...	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:32 PM The litte guitar besdie the name. I bet that thing is packing some "heat" of it's own.
BOWILLIE	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:35 PM why the whole site would win.. got ride of my sorry ass. ..wait..wrong thread..going to the insult yourself thread..brb....
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:35 PM Since funky didn't create a scenario I will When you answer create a new scenario. Kingo VS Mux... who would win?
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:36 PM lol @ Bowillie
evansorchid	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:39 PM Baking soda would win because he could dump the arm and hammer on the wires and hardware components inside the missile which would short circuit the motherboard.
BOWILLIE	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 6:41 PM that would be a toss up.. kingo has super tater powers.. mux is muxopotania the great.. would buy tickets for that match.. scenario.. who would win.. spammers..or agents super spankin ability?
lookin4romeo	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:04 PM Oh for sure Agents super spankin abilities, cause she would spank them spammers right back to cansville. scenario, deadravens schoolgirl outfit, or bpwilleis baby picture????
lookin4romeo	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:05 PM oops, sorry Bowillie
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 7:10 PM kingo sorry evansorchild that was clever too many spammers for agent deadravens because it is older Now Who would win in a number battle K3VIN or a 1337 /\/3rI)
desiderata	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 10:01 PM I think I'll excuse myself from voting.
K3VIN	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 10:12 PM ok nobody likes this one so my guess is K3VIN cause hes secksi ok next one who would win in a fight pluto or saturn (planet wise not gods)
BOWILLIE	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 10:15 PM saturn is bigger..
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 10:42 PM 1337 /\/3rdz r0xx0r! So K3VIN would 100z3. Pluto could jump inside of saturn and eat it from the inside out. Since Bowillie didn't make a scenario I will Who would win? Bill Gates armed with glass or Steve Jobs armed with an apple?
Alstroph	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 10:43 PM 10z3...
TameasDust	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:38 PM The girl with the biggest boobs ...
pangtera	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:39 PM Steve Jobs, but with the glass and the apple. Bill Gates seems like a frail man, whereas Steve Jobs seems like a physically fit one. So given this, Jobs would be able to take away Gates' weapon and use it against him along with his apple, which, of course, would be stuffed up Bill Gates' anus.
hate9wicket	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:40 PM Well Bill would drop the glass, distracting Steve from staring at his apple, which is quite pretty but a tad overpriced. Bill would then steal the apple, name it something else, eat it, then proclaim to anyone who will hear, "I got a million more, just like that one, Who wants one? " Who would win: Anderson Cooper VS. Keith Obberman
pangtera	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:40 PM William Petersen with a syringe VS Gary Sinise with a metal ruler.
pangtera	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:41 PM Anderson Cooper. He looks intense, even when he's relaxed.
hate9wicket	Date: December 6, 2005 @ 11:41 PM I type too slow, I concede to pangtera.
sinai	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 1:07 AM Mr. Rogers, or Mr. Cartoon? bareknuckle boxing...
Wildy1	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 1:11 AM Mr. Cartoon...Mr.Rogers doesn't fight
GeneHilbert	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 1:29 AM I'm thinking Alice Cooper.....
Alstroph	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 9:15 AM yes, Alice would win. Gandhi vs. King Kong. Both get the powers of Hour Man. And Gandhi gets a laser because he's shorter.
kingo	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 10:54 AM Wouldn't Gandhi just sit there? I'll say it'd be a draw. King Kong wouldn't even smell him. Ace of Bass vs. T'Pau.
K3VIN	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 1:11 PM pluto would win saturns mostly gas newayz continue
GeneHilbert	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 1:44 PM Oh Kong could smell him..... any man that would drink his own urine...... Hell you could smell him....
AgentMGD	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 5:37 PM "who would win.. spammers..or agents super spankin ability?" "Oh for sure Agents super spankin abilities, cause she would spank them spammers right back to cansville."
celtaidd	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 7:12 PM Is it a missile as in a "rock"? If it is, then the one with the baking soda would win because he'd throw the soda in the face of the one with the "missile" thus blinding him, then pick up the missile and beat his brains in! obvious really innit?
K3VIN	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 7:14 PM ok since noone answer kingo ill make a guess of ace of bass cause the name rhymes who would win in a fight jesus or neo?
hate9wicket	Date: December 7, 2005 @ 7:27 PM Jesus because every time Neo would hit him at lightning speed, Jesus would turn his cheek, he'd keep doing this til Neo got tired, fell over and died of a heart attack, then Jesus would say " Welcome home" Who would win: Arriana Huffington vs. Ann Coulter. Venue: Hot dog eating contest!
imemine	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 12:18 AM Ariana Huffington---Absolutely! …..but….If it were MY hotdog I’d vote for Ann Coulter!!!!! W00t! Ok---- Genghis Kahn vs Barbara Bush? Death Match!
GeneHilbert	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 12:27 AM Barbara Bush...... Nuke The Bastard..... Pillsbury Dough Boy vs Kool AID
sinai	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 1:17 AM Kool Aid...water torture method and the fact that doughboy is so ticklish is bound to work against him... Barney Fife vs. Pee Wee Herman, knife fight
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 12:54 PM Pee Wee...he knows how to handle long pointy objects in public. Christopher Reeve or Helen Keller?
K3VIN	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 12:55 PM Pee Wee Herman would get distracted by little boys, im not sure who barney fife is but his name rhymes with knife so hed win brutally cutting off pee wees head execution style
K3VIN	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 12:55 PM nooooo
K3VIN	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 12:56 PM Christopher reeve would come out of his grave or w/e and die from kryptonite poisoning, helen keller next question.. ronald mcdonald or krusty the clown laughing contest...
GeneHilbert	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 1:12 PM Krusty would kick McAss, if not he call up Sideshow Bob to finish the job. Tarzan vs George of the Jungle
BOWILLIE	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 1:20 PM tarzan..hes been to new york..more street smarts.. uh.. britney or christina?
PrincessTast...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 1:38 PM Neither, they'd get into a wailing contest, and they'd wail so bad and so loud the stadium would collapse on top of them so they'd have to cancel the tour. Here's a goodie: A voodoo witch doctor summons the spirits of Salvador Dali's paintbrush, and Frank Zappa's guitar. Which wins?
PrincessTast...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 2:02 PM well?
PrincessTast...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 2:04 PM Hey cut that out! Minister where are you?
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 2:05 PM Tarzan, duh. He's got heat vision. Tarzan vs George of the Jungle
PrincessTast...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 2:06 PM What about guitar vs. paintbrush?
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 2:10 PM They would mold together and become a bomb which I would eat and then I'd become a channel in which people could crawl directly into god's liver. er...no...Zappa's guitar. St.Patrick vs. St.Valentine
PrincessTast...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 2:11 PM Draw. They'd just sit there being nice to eachother.
K3VIN	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 3:10 PM next question by me i gues no one take it to own hands ok, a retro virus vs an archaebacteria?!
Alstroph	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 5:04 PM cockroaches. Blood vs Mt. Dew?
K3VIN	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 5:10 PM blood has the strength of iron it wins 10 ants v.s. 4 spiders to the death
Tokahoma	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:03 PM 4 Spiders. One would have a knee injury and another would find it all very distressing, and as a result they may never tag wrestle in that original line up again, but thats circumstantial becuase you asked who would win so the only relevant data here is that the 4 spiders would win. so the answer is 4 spiders. 4 spiders would win. Definitely. Do we know for sure that all the ants are from the same nest? If there in-fighting between the ants due to territorial rivalries that could change the outcome considerably. Although, having said that, I have predicted the 4 spiders would win, so even that isn't relevent. Next up; An Little Old Lady vs Mount Krakatoa
kingo	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:08 PM The little old lady actually ALWAYS wins this battle, as it's been very well-publically played out over and over in many computer simulations. This test, "Little Old Lady vs. Mount Krakatoa," has become the de-facto "hello world" program of the simulator-programming set. The first simulation most world-simulation programs are asked to perform is that of the "Old Lady vs. Mount Krakatoa." And the old lady always wins. How could that be? Mount Krakatoa stays there.
Tokahoma	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:11 PM oh wait, I didn't finish my set uo: A Little old Lady vs Mount krakatoa in a dramatic lava spitting contepition.
kingo	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:13 PM I think you're just changing your socks, Toker. Hey, I think it's my turn anyway. I forgot. Hold on just a . Who would win: Me or you?
Tokahoma	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:15 PM and besides, I don't much much donkey dough to those old computer simulations. They can fumdamentally flawed and occasionally counter-productibe. I saw this documentary once in the 80's about this young adolescent boy who was into computers and he actually hacked into the pendagon nuclear war simulations computer and triggered an edge-of-your-seat race-against-time conflict with the soviet menace. fortunately the whole thing was talked down before any missile were... actually I think it may have been a film not a documentary, but still, my point stands. Thats not entirely accurate, my point does stand, but only if i support it with a plastic cup from the canteen.
Tokahoma	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:17 PM ...listen, when i say "I don't much much donkey dough", you should be aware that what I am actually meaning is "I don't HOld much donkey dough", so in essence, my mistake was that I had too many 'much's and not enough 'hold's'. and as to your tournament, what is the field of combat you and i would engage in.
Tokahoma	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 6:19 PM ... actually, I'm left wondering whether any other participants out there ever hold much donkey dough. Maybe that's going off topic though. I should start another thread for that discussion.
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 9:45 PM This is not a discussion. Shut up. Actually winning would be duh actually a lot of kingo totally. His having winness ability inside where as Oklahoma...you only have lots of you talking. Jerry Sienfeld vs. Jerry Sienfeld w/ pointy/greasy beard
Alstroph	Date: December 11, 2005 @ 12:17 AM Well actually Jerry Seinfeld would come and kick Jerry Sienfeld's ass, regardless of a pointy/greasy beard. Here's a generic one: Pepsi VS Coke
hate9wicket	Date: December 11, 2005 @ 12:34 AM coke, because it rules! On shear generic sensability, honestly, come on, do you ever ask for a jack and pepsi? Just look at the can, RED means virility, does it not? Blue is tepid, flaccid and impotent.. plus Coke is versatile, you can clean your battery corrosion off with it, CAN pepsi....little stupid unoriginal copykat pepsi? rest my case Who would win: Casey Casem vs Howard Stern of course they would be in a circle jerk(sorry, couldn't think of anything better being drunk and all)
hate9wicket	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 9:37 PM I AM THE TREAD KILLER!!!!!(sorry)
Alstroph	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 10:04 PM Maybe now someone will answer it
K3VIN	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 1:05 PM Howard Stern because idk who casey is and howard stern is ugly and horny.. Who would win in an arm wrestle.. george bush or john kerry
imemine	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 1:10 PM John Kerry----unless GW got his Mommy Barbara to do it! Frank Sinatra vs. Dean Martin---Yodeling marathon!
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 1:26 PM Frank! He's been in movies! New Jersey or Godzilla with a huge midget?
PrincessTast...	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 1:32 PM Since they'd be in the mountains, I'm sure sooner or later one of them would give in to the temptation to yell out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Umm..anyone got another one?
PrincessTast...	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 1:36 PM Ooh! Ooh! A giant shop-of-horrors-style Venus Flytrap? Or HOT BUTTERED TOAST?
K3VIN	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 3:18 PM TOAST Cause venus fly trap only traps things that go near it so it would die of starvation and the toast would just mould.. so toast already dead so it doeant matter if it moulds oh henry bar vs mr. big in a dual
PrincessTast...	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 3:54 PM mr. big would get a lightsaber and melt the fuckin' candy bar. No, I'm kidding. The candy would win cause it's tasty. Earth vs. the Andromeda Galaxy
K3VIN	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 4:51 PM Earth cause it has proven life Hilary Duff V.S. Lindsay Lohan Hair-Pulling Fight
aflunky	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 5:54 PM Hilary Duff would so win cuz now I have a new respect for her and I want her to win. When the ref's not looking I'll sneek in with a chair and WHAM! Good bye Lindsay. Who would win? Andrew Berhow or a pack of Bunny Peeps?
CJWeaver	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 6:30 PM how many peeps? andrew would die trying to eat them all and the peeps would win by default. Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris
K3VIN	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 6:46 PM After taht long forum abotu him chuck norris clearly now mcshaggz v.s. mc q or mr q w/e the fuck his name is in a freestyle rap battle
PrincessTast...	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 12:37 PM No one's touchin' that one man.
desiderata	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 1:03 PM Mrs. Claus with a spatula or Sally Struthers with a toothbrush?
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 2:33 PM the one with spatula because they are serated! The Princess vs. K3vin. K3, I think it'd be MC shaggz because somehow...he seems...more...fluent. Can anyone tell?
desiderata	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 2:50 PM I am the , and I could totally kick K3.14159265VIN's ass.
BlackMage	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 2:52 PM "and I could totally kick K3.14159265VIN's ass." Agreed. Me vs myself?
desiderata	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 2:53 PM I think it's a tie. Ask Imemine.
aflunky	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 2:55 PM Coke Vs Pepsi!
PrincessTast...	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 2:59 PM hate9wicket Date: December 11, 2005 @ 12:34 AM coke, because it rules! On shear generic sensability, honestly, come on, do you ever ask for a jack and pepsi? Just look at the can, RED means virility, does it not? Blue is tepid, flaccid and impotent.. plus Coke is versatile, you can clean your battery corrosion off with it, CAN pepsi....little stupid unoriginal copykat pepsi? rest my case
PrincessTast...	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 3:02 PM We already did that one. giant icebag vs. self-destroying sculpture
K3VIN	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 3:22 PM first of all i am the best at everything i live my life like every second is a vacatino so no one in the world can beat me at anything ice berg wins cause its secksi btw mc shaggz has no stutter now in a fist fight who would win aunt jenima* or kernal sanders
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 3:44 PM first of all, except for me. i knew SOMEBODY would notice aunt jemima! she's all tweeked out because of the syrup that she is forced to drink to stay alive and kernal sanders is greasy and fat and couldn't keep up to her beating because he needs heart surgery. Amen Clankets vs. Dr.Xalagy
DrXalagy	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 3:49 PM Bah! i are winning against filthy clank-amen!
AmenClankets	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 3:59 PM Heyyy.....thats mean, I give up, u win, let me slaughter myself on your doorstep
DrXalagy	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 4:00 PM that are gooder, I be telling uncle Ysang-Op_Lee soon
desiderata	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 5:24 PM the purple Teletubby vs. AJPresenwooekowsky so who has your money?
K3VIN	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 5:54 PM Purple Teletubbie doesnt take bullshit.. aj does no remorse tubby stole my wallet and kicked me in the gonads now... mp3 player vs mini disc player... race to the edge of milkyway
MinisterofSc...	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 7:26 PM DUH! that's imPOSSIBLE! THAT'S IT! THIS GAME IS OVER! I'M THE MAYOR!
K3VIN	Date: December 14, 2005 @ 8:01 PM wow ur a spoil sport
AdNauseam	Date: December 19, 2005 @ 3:07 PM Herb Alpert on alto sax or Chuck Mangione on clarinet?
GeneHilbert	Date: December 19, 2005 @ 3:33 PM Either way that’s horrible... Cup Cakes vs Twinkies
KingofSlaves	Date: December 19, 2005 @ 10:44 PM I would have to say that the Cup Cake would win. (Comes with less rapping.) ATI vs. Nvidia
pullmytrigger	Date: December 19, 2005 @ 10:52 PM twinkies! because everyone thinks sexually bout that! berreta .9mm or smith an wesson .45cal
Alstroph	Date: December 19, 2005 @ 10:55 PM I would have to say a berreta because I've never heard of a wesson so in my mind it doesn't exist. ATI Vs. Nvidia like KingofSlaves said

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