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MinisterofSc...	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:43 PM It's pretty big and I suspect several people could be able to fit inside. Also, I might play the radio on the inside of it, but I do have a beard. Is this alright, or should he get to a physician?
Fraser	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:45 PM .... I suspect crack...
Israfel	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:48 PM The thing is with beards you can't see the horizon. This is always concerning. Sometimes medication is necessary...the kind that comes in a tube. So to physic or not is not the only question to ask. You must also ask if green can last or if you should go with the purple. Once you know that, you know everything.
Alstroph	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:52 PM Listen... Master of Scissors or whomever the hell you are! I'm not your baking partner! Sally signed up to do that! So if you'll let me continue with my day!
Israfel	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:55 PM The total synchronatastical non-random pulsation of those identical avatars has completely hypnotized me. I feel oddly homicidal now.
Alstroph	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:57 PM What's even more insane: I didn't make them that way! I posted them here and they reversed themselves! I smell conspiracy.
Israfel	Date: January 8, 2006 @ 11:59 PM You are taking over my head. Make it stop.
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 12:06 AM One those rotar caps get flying there is no way to stop them! (Don't hit stop on your browser! PLEASE! We will die!)
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 12:19 AM This is my rotar cap. I made it myself.
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 12:22 AM Jesus. Aren't you just a handy little jeffreeeey? God.
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:29 AM You shooted my rotar cap! YOU SHOOTED MY ROTAR CAP! You...you...you rotar cap shooter, you!
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:32 AM Well in my life: all is guns. Meaning the way to freedom is taking the periods and recycling them.
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:36 AM There is no excuse for the murder of the innocent That's just callous random violence. And you know what that means... it means it's callous and random. That's what that means. Cumquat.
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:37 AM What a pineapple. You remind me of so much familiar. Workshops. Thank god you inserted point A here.
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:43 AM Don't make me bring up Tupelo. Because I will. Then we'll see who's laughing out of the side of his face. Buster!
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:47 AM Oh jesus. Listen let's keep everything cool here okay? I've almost deleted every trace of that malarky and I don;t need you brining more of that up.
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:50 AM Okay then. Just remember that. REMEMBER! I have the goods. I will deliver...if provoked. Rutabega!
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:52 AM STOP QUOTING FRANK ZAPPA! STOP!
hantu	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:54 AM erm... hi... im really just here to stop this insane cycle of avie's post after post... tata!
BOWILLIE	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:56 AM i may be wrong but im a dancin fool oo ooo oo ooollll.
Alstroph	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 8:58 AM You broke the chain! YOU BROKE IT. Unison. I'm so pissed.
GeneHilbert	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 9:22 AM This doesn't have anything to do with that toe thing....? does it....? Hmmmmm.....?
kingo	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 9:50 AM BOAT!!!!!!
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 10:59 AM Toe thing? Gene...............................................are you secretly in love with me? KINGO! PUT THAT DOWN!
hantu	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 11:07 AM
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 12:50 PM That's it! You tomatoes are too spicey for my guacamole. I'm outtie.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 1:04 PM hey, wow! IF THIS IS FREEDOM then you're the entire time my front rattler boot will become more of mine! Throw it down, become a member, punch it around and put it in your pocket slowdown handy
imemine	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 1:10 PM Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen acres is the place to be…………..
kingo	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 1:19 PM This doesn't make any particle accelerators happier.
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 1:39 PM I crunched. I swear to god I crunched.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 2:24 PM This is not a noun, butDAMNIT I HATE THAT DOG! goddog Kruger! That is hoo I will be! A hero who doesn't obey the rules and kills women and children as a proffesion! Killing for the truth and hurting those who get in his way! It's conquering time for this dude! He's the mightiest!
Israfel	Date: January 9, 2006 @ 4:38 PM There is a certain amount of unstuckedness to this whole idea. In the event of tinfoil, be prepared to stop, drop and roll. Its the only way to ensure that the meat is tender and ready to eat. Which is really the only thing we all want out of life when you think of it.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 12:11 AM When I think of thinking...I think...of Klezmer music. Actually Robin Williams......really actually just clarinets. And hey! Isn't that what we all want out of life when you think of it. No...that's what Israfel said/orange. When somebody says "don't think about anything" do you think of octopuses? I do. Seriously. Really big ones that live in the sea and could suddenly appear on Alstrophs couch while I'm in the kitchen and change the channel and not move so I have to manually change it on the TV itself. Octopuses are such bitches.
Israfel	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 12:16 AM Do not quote me Sir for your head will shrink to nothingness. Then someone will be in for it, oh yes they will. Hats will not like this. And all hell is bound to break wind.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 12:20 AM hey, no head is too small for MY shoulders. Let us not recite from the book of seven. Ney. Let us rejoyce in the belly of the lamb because we are so small and wearing protective clothing. And also the lamb is hollowed out and furnished with chairs, couches, a fire place, little stuffed animals and a full bar. Pretty cozzy for a boat, but it sure wasn't free.
Israfel	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 11:28 AM I decided the only way to get through to you was to use a three hole punch. Since the stapler was not affective. Man the lifeboats. Women and children first. DO YOU HEAR ME???
desiderata	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 11:32 AM Did someone say klezmer?! I Jews.
imemine	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 12:49 PM Is it just the lack of foreskin or lighting the menorah that does it for you? Or perhaps you simply enjoy Manischewitz and Matza Balls?
desiderata	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 12:56 PM 1. uncircusised penises are freaky. I googled them. 2. I just think they're cute. And I like klezmer music. And rituals. I wouldn't make a good Jew though. I love pork too much.
imemine	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 1:40 PM Just call me Hime Mies! You "googled" them! OMFG!!!!
TameasDust	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 1:44 PM was that on http://video.google.com/ by any chance?
desiderata	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 1:46 PM It was an educational endeavor! It's not like I was looking at "Uncut Men Gone Wild!" or something. How else am I gonna now what's what?
Israfel	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 1:46 PM Do not google in the boat. GOOGLE NOT IN THE BOAT. Some people's children....
imemine	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 1:51 PM @ desiderata!!! Sure--sure!!!~
evansorchid	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 2:32 PM My shwatsheneggel is becoming vaklempt!!
desiderata	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 2:36 PM Did anyone else just find that hot?
Israfel	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 2:59 PM
Alstroph	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 3:05 PM You guys make me SICK!
aflunky	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 3:12 PM is there a little man in this boat?
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 10, 2006 @ 3:28 PM Well, somebody with long fingernails scratched me. I have a disease now. and HEY! Get your % away from me!
Israfel	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 7:59 AM THere will be biscuits and tea served on the Lido deck. Please do not disturb the shuffleboarding old farts. They gets kerfluffled and cranky and we are currently out of adult diapers.
hantu	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 8:01 AM Did you say Tea & biscuits?
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 8:18 AM I'm sideways?
Alstroph	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 8:47 AM Jesus rode a broken ladder!
Israfel	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 11:15 AM There is not one shred of evidence that any of us actually exists. We are gleemed.
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 11:26 AM Gleaned? Gleened?
zedsalt	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 11:28 AM I heard about a Logic class in which the Prof gave his students a one-question test. He put a rather unremarkable wooden chair front and center of the room and said, "In 250 words or less, prove to me that this chair doesn't exist". One student took only a few seconds to write his answer and leave the room. His answer was, "What chair?"
GeneHilbert	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 12:29 PM LOL
evansorchid	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 12:42 PM You need to stop walking by mirrors, Israfel.
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 12:57 PM Except nobody ORDERED the breadsticks. WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU TO WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND TOOTHPICK IN YOUR
evansorchid	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 1:46 PM I think our concierge had a bit too much garlic butter on his mashed potatoes.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:22 PM sideways v % quaglorche7 percent kwaglorche seven FILTHY HAND clean finger FILTHY HAND clean finger Z is a REAL NAME oriented OLDE TIMME BITCHE!
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:30 PM Distance from, or according to, a relationship that has lost buoyancy beneath the flatness of the moon.
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:30 PM I should've said "apparent."
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:33 PM I'd say. This is becoming more of than I though would become of it today shining on a golden doorknob of corn cob baby won't wint!
DrXalagy	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:35 PM wint mean decadance in yemenese! not
Israfel	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:43 PM Many minutes pass before the sound starts and then we run. It can't take all this pressure. For sure, there will be compulsive behavior commencing. Into the night, we tumble...or else. And don't eat the shellfish. I think it's gone bad.
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:45 PM Who you calling sellfish? I give and I give.
kingo	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 2:50 PM Sell fish?
Israfel	Date: January 11, 2006 @ 4:11 PM Wow there are a lot of squigglies piling up over there. Alert the media.
Alstroph	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 7:04 PM
aflunky	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 7:08 PM POO!!!!!!!
Israfel	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 7:36 PM The glass bottom fell out! Run! Run! Run!
GTOriginal	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 7:38 PM Sailing on the deep blue, deep blue sea. Hurry up and resue me. Why the FRIG didn't you tell me you had a BOAT man??? If it's a slow one to China I will arrange for you to marry my dog. / \| \
Alstroph	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 8:59 PM Have you considered looking for Disney?
Alstroph	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 9:00 PM working**!
Israfel	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 9:09 PM ese mundo muy pequeno after all...
TameasDust	Date: January 12, 2006 @ 9:23 PM ok I ain't that tri-lingual
GeneHilbert	Date: January 13, 2006 @ 2:08 AM Where's the pony.....?
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 13, 2006 @ 11:09 AM The Deftones took it.
Israfel	Date: January 14, 2006 @ 1:45 AM No, Lyle Lovett is hiding it.
imemine	Date: January 14, 2006 @ 1:49 AM I have a Ham
leplume	Date: January 14, 2006 @ 2:01 AM you are a ham. overboard! do i look like Esther Williams? well, DO I??
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 14, 2006 @ 10:13 PM Gosh, it's BLINDING! A single woman sold his hair to the onion, so I guess you're probably pretty tall? Ime, that ham is HOT!
TameasDust	Date: January 14, 2006 @ 11:25 PM Must be a full and you sure that is a
AdNauseam	Date: January 16, 2006 @ 10:34 AM Hi.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 17, 2006 @ 1:00 PM Clearly a disease has claimed your life for its own and is now spending all your cash on small porceline objects to be sold at double price at an antiques road show thirty years down the line when he builds a time machine and travels into the future.
GeneHilbert	Date: January 17, 2006 @ 2:02 PM You're luck - you'll go back in time and get stuck with some Neanderthal woman.
Israfel	Date: January 17, 2006 @ 7:38 PM I'm going to keep reliving this same five minutes over and over and over again. Not that they were so great or anything. I'm just doing it to annoy you. That's the kind of gal I am. Sugarbeets.
evansorchid	Date: January 17, 2006 @ 7:49 PM Only five minutes?
Israfel	Date: January 17, 2006 @ 7:51 PM Yup. Annoying isnt it?
TameasDust	Date: January 17, 2006 @ 8:17 PM it was ten ... your slippin
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 20, 2006 @ 2:31 PM YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! (you eight mud fer breakfast) GET IN MY BOAT, DAMNIT! :RANT:
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 20, 2006 @ 2:32 PM
AJPresentenseky	Date: January 20, 2006 @ 2:34 PM lol ha when i had a boat!!!! I was actually sometimes out on the dock deck with MK and we were making out!!! But then my boat hit a rocks.
hantu	Date: January 20, 2006 @ 2:43 PM I don't think there is a boat
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 20, 2006 @ 2:46 PM NO! U dont even have a boat! I'm tha 1 wit tha boat!
AdNauseam	Date: January 21, 2006 @ 11:54 PM You have a boat... I have a hemorrhoid.
MinisterofSc...	Date: January 22, 2006 @ 10:34 AM Shining in the moonlight...We'll use it with our sextant. Your embarrasing personal problems will guide us home!
BOWILLIE	Date: January 22, 2006 @ 10:37 AM if thats what floats your boat..lol.
PrincessTast...	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 1:21 PM Hey, Hey... I've got a boat
Bam	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 1:35 PM i used to have a boat like that until one mornin i woke up and it was gone

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