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CHICKIN!

imemine	Date: January 15, 2006 @ 1:16 AM Why did it? :0 Titles in caps-----Oooooo, I’m SO bad!
egac	Date: January 15, 2006 @ 1:27 AM because the pizza guy is here. l8tr.
tooles	Date: January 15, 2006 @ 4:31 AM The chicken, an early riser, was an easygoing bird in the morning. Though he often found himself in the lonely position of being the only bird awake at 5 AM, he made the most of it, taking the time to get that extra bit of work done around the house. Some mornings he would walk the dog. Some mornings he would read the paper to brush up on current events. Some mornings even found him curled up beneath the kitchen sink, fighting a losing battle with the elusive leak that had plagued him for years. But always, always in the morning, before these labours, he would drink a freshly brewed pot of steaming black coffee. But one fateful morning, Mr. Chicken awoke to an empty can of Folger's. Mr. Chicken was sickened to his very core. He was dismayed, livid even; in fact, his reaction could probably be most properly described as "going bonkers". His fury was awesome to behold. In his rage, he tore apart the pipes beneath the sink, causing a tumultous wave of water to wash over the entire kitchen. Next, he ripped asunder his copy of The Times, leaving small papery chunks to float idly by in the ever-rising flood. He then seized his paddling dog, angry madness in his eyes... ...and stopped short. He suddenly realized how out of control he had become. His paper, his sink, his kitchen, it was all ruined! A new wave of emotion washed over him, but this time he despair won out over fury. Sobbing, he ran from his house, taking a right at the end of his driveway. He ran as fast as he could down the sidewalk, carrying his soggy and somewhat disgruntled dog at his side. Just then, quite suddenly, an old lady with a walker lunged out in front of him. Unable to continue in his current course without causing a potentially hip-shattering injury, the chicken veered sharply of of the sidewalk to the left. And that is why the chicken crossed the road.
WildasRapids	Date: January 15, 2006 @ 5:28 AM
zedsalt	Date: January 15, 2006 @ 10:48 AM Ime...such a rebel.
downtowndonnie	Date: April 1, 2006 @ 7:58 PM haha - tooles, thats awesome
lookin4romeo	Date: April 1, 2006 @ 8:13 PM NICE!!!!
GeneHilbert	Date: April 1, 2006 @ 10:51 PM I just don't think he got enough love as a child....